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today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."

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I love her, actually.

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Pebble and sea glass paintings!

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We should use "unsportsmanlike" outside of formal competitions, to describe things that shouldn't be outright illegal, but are definitely not in the spirit of what we're trying to accomplish here.

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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

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you can follow me for the fandom you enjoy but watch out

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truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

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two of my fave fic writers collaborating together for some dirty filthy smut?? my dream is coming true!!

Literally a dream come true for me too. Do you KNOW how many times I’m writing and I say “God I wish someone would just write this for me 😩”

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Them kpop demon hunters 🙏

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Tagged by @syngularitysyn :)

last song: last song I just listened to was Sub Focus - Wildfire, otherwise I’ve been obsessively listening to the KPDH soundtrack

last tv show: Sense8

last movie: Jurassic Park 2

Last Googled: 3 flavored edible lubes of 2025 🤣 funnily enough, for research for me and butmakeitgay’s fic filth

favorite flavor: choooocolate today! I love chocolate. Also loooove prickly pear and blackberry lemonade

tea or coffee: mmm I’m not a fan of either tbh. I’ll drink Chamomile tea for anxiety or if I’m not feeling well!

looking forward to: maybe getting to go out to dinner with my wife tonight? 🥲 we’ve barely seen each other since work and soccer season is in full swing. She’ll be home from 6pm-7pm for dinner before evening practice, so really hoping we can go out to one of our favorite Mexican restaurants, they’re quick and tasty. But I don’t know if she’ll be able to, been waiting for a text response for hooours but she’s stuck in one on one meetings all day, so…

current obsession: Kpop Demon Hunters! So good. The animation, the music, everything 😁

Tagging @anyone who sees this, you have to play 😄 I don’t make the rules!

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I am completely convinced that waking up to Shadowheart straddling her waist and pressing a knife to her throat was the most sexually arousing experience of Lae'zel's life up to that moment. She spent the rest of the adventure loudly announcing "I am going to sleep now. I will be unarmed, unarmoured, and vulnerable." and looking at Shadowheart like this 👀 in hopes she would do it again.

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Everything I’ve Ever Let Go Of Has Claw Marks On It