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Ofc :)

@jj-da-best

i got bored. So. I cooked. Pls come take some food my fridge cant keep it all

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@jj-da-best

i got bored. So. I cooked. Pls come take some food my fridge cant keep it all

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if anything were to happen to my bf i would find a way to become a meta human and then destroy the world because whats living without him?

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I love you.

@timdrakeisbicyclesexual

@jasonthetod @teatimealfie @dickgraysonfr @theorist-of-conspiracy @official-clark-kent @irl-batsignal @only-one-todd @officialbruciewayne @batman @babsggordon

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cant my kidnappers took all my money :/

@timdrakeisbicyclesexual

@jasonthetod @teatimealfie @dickgraysonfr @theorist-of-conspiracy @official-clark-kent @irl-batsignal @only-one-todd @officialbruciewayne @batman @babsggordon

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awesome !! :D

I've gotten kidnapped 12 times and I'm still alive. I have a theory that needs to be tested. If i get kidnapped again and survive then im gonna start gambling cause that obviously means im lucky and ill win me and my bf tons of money frfr i got this like actually

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oh did i forget to mention that? Srry mb thats my fault :D

I've gotten kidnapped 12 times and I'm still alive. I have a theory that needs to be tested. If i get kidnapped again and survive then im gonna start gambling cause that obviously means im lucky and ill win me and my bf tons of money frfr i got this like actually

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yk. 99% of gamblers quit before they win big. And With that knowledge. I will continue to gamble until I win big.

I've gotten kidnapped 12 times and I'm still alive. I have a theory that needs to be tested. If i get kidnapped again and survive then im gonna start gambling cause that obviously means im lucky and ill win me and my bf tons of money frfr i got this like actually

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I've gotten kidnapped 12 times and I'm still alive. I have a theory that needs to be tested. If i get kidnapped again and survive then im gonna start gambling cause that obviously means im lucky and ill win me and my bf tons of money frfr i got this like actually

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i have a theory that @redhoodofclubs is gonna end up dying another firey death

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WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAJT WHAT THAT THROWS OFF EVERYTBING WHAT DAMN IT

Mattress Firm is a money laundering scheme. Not just the ones in Gotham, but the ones all over the world.

Have you ever seen anyone walk into a Mattress Firm? Have you ever seen anyone in a Mattress Firm ever?? No. You haven't. Have *you* yourself ever walked into a Mattress Firm?? No! You haven't!! How are they still in business?? Easy answer. Money laundering scheme.

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i respect that

Mattress Firm is a money laundering scheme. Not just the ones in Gotham, but the ones all over the world.

Have you ever seen anyone walk into a Mattress Firm? Have you ever seen anyone in a Mattress Firm ever?? No. You haven't. Have *you* yourself ever walked into a Mattress Firm?? No! You haven't!! How are they still in business?? Easy answer. Money laundering scheme.

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Thank you!

Mattress Firm is a money laundering scheme. Not just the ones in Gotham, but the ones all over the world.

Have you ever seen anyone walk into a Mattress Firm? Have you ever seen anyone in a Mattress Firm ever?? No. You haven't. Have *you* yourself ever walked into a Mattress Firm?? No! You haven't!! How are they still in business?? Easy answer. Money laundering scheme.

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Mattress Firm is a money laundering scheme. Not just the ones in Gotham, but the ones all over the world.

Have you ever seen anyone walk into a Mattress Firm? Have you ever seen anyone in a Mattress Firm ever?? No. You haven't. Have *you* yourself ever walked into a Mattress Firm?? No! You haven't!! How are they still in business?? Easy answer. Money laundering scheme.

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Me too! I can cook for us, i can,

I can cook, i can rant, i can, talk about how mattress firm is actually a money laundering scheme

*affectionately noms on arm*

@jj-da-best

JJ!!! HEYY!!!! <3

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Awesome! Yes! When

*affectionately noms on arm*

@jj-da-best

JJ!!! HEYY!!!! <3

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I've missed you too!!! <3

We should hang out, soon, or now, or this weekend, or, anytime on any day on the calendar

*affectionately noms on arm*

@jj-da-best

JJ!!! HEYY!!!! <3