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NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: SECRET OF THE TOMB (2014) Dir. Shawn Levy

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Sick of my classmate going "Hear me out: Megamind" or some other conventionally attractive man. Like, THAT'S NOT A HEAR ME OUT, IT'S NORMAL TO FIND HIM HOT. HAVE YOU *SEEN* THE BLACK MAMBA!? A MAN WHO WAS THIS KIND OF STYLE CAN'T FEASIBLY BE UNATRACTIVE BY WHATEVER *INSANE* STANDARTS YOU HAVE

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Artist - Abigail Lowe

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I really appreciate and cannot get over the fact that in his entire lair, Megamind has only one photograph and it's him and Chum together.

They wouldn't understand the new me...

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even a forehead kiss would have a maladjusted freak like me bricked the fuck up. to be honest

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"why do you always blame me?"

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Roxanne Ritchi and Megamind

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Sometimes I'm reminded of my eternal hatred of Metro Man and it consumes me. I give Megamind so much shit, but I completely empathize with his enthusiastic desire to destroy that superpowered son of a bitch.

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so i have a megamind fixation now.....

extra stuff from when i was figuring out how to draw him 👹👹

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An unhinged story in three parts.

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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the mass effect niche ive ended up in is so fascinating because its like:

pic of male shepard: *boo* *hiss*

pic of femshep: *rowdy applause* 'literally turned me gay' 'i would die for her'

pic of bird ass lizard alien: *cheering* 'i love him' 'the perfect man' 'him and femshep are my life'

that person we all know: i think that alien in the envirosuit from texas is the hottest thing ive ever seen *the crowd loudly responds with approval*

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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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Welcome to my life.

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BOOM SHAKALAKAAAA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

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