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bernise-posting
It was the will of the universe ✨
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Bernise, the famous fortune teller from Enohay! I always get it right...eventually!
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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Uh, okay then-
S i x t y t h r e e
damn im prepping for tpot 8 right now is that considered a risk?
63.
And I don't know what that is, so I will ask if you think it is, and then go with that answer
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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pro..phecy? ?
@grimmchild-posting
Oh, I just read fortunes, I don't really give prophe-
That which is hollow will fester and rot. They filled with vigor shall surely not. Follow the crumb trail to the right spot, and they the corrupted will give you your lot.
-cy, achoo! Pardon me! Would you like a fortune?
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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Can we have fortunes? ~Four bfb
yeh! I want a fortune: :D ~X Bfb
im fine with or without a fortune- ~Two Tpot
Blue fortune: This month will be unlucky for your love life! Remind those close to you how you care for them, and make sure not to take anyone for granted! Even the oldest and most "stable" of relationships can be rocky at times.
Yellow Fortune: 63.
Green Fortune: This is not the time to take risks. The odds are against you. Wait for better weather.
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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I really hope you speak pikkish, space 911, because I don't trust my ability to translate all of that-
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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With this!
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Hello space 911...there's a castaway here
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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.......maybe I need glasses.
WAIT NO I NEED TO CALL SPACE 911
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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Fish woman
wom bin wantme, and fish fuear me
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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Can confirm, I'm a Pisces moon and I am very conflicted about you.
wom bin wantme, and fish fuear me
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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Ah, squatters rights. Sorry, no, this house is taken. But do you need a place to stay?
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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IM FREE
FINALLY 😭
~Nickle
Hooray!!
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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Wh
YOURE ALIVE?
okayguys that "forchun tellur" isnot looiign anymore im ogingot go swimbing ok?imiss the wautr
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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nothing happened yesterday even tho i had nickle with me
you lied 😔
~Teardrop
I didn't lie, I said that carrying a silver coin would help influence the better outcome. Sometimes the better outcome is that everything remains normal.
Please let him go now
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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What is this use of seeing the future if you can't even warn people of their fate.
They were so young. So innocent. They had so much joy and love to give and so much life left to live and it's all gone, now. Gone like the air from their little plant lungs because they went into the water.
Maybe I should stop trying. Maybe I should just not look anymore. To look on that pikmin's future of happy times and safer days...oh, it pains me.
okayguys that "forchun tellur" isnot looiign anymore im ogingot go swimbing ok?imiss the wautr
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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NOOOOOOOOOO
okayguys that "forchun tellur" isnot looiign anymore im ogingot go swimbing ok?imiss the wautr
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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:)
~Teardrop
Please let him go I can't handle this psychic warfare
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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I WANNA CRY BUT I DONT WANNA SEEM WEAK
frick she noticed i have my phonenekwkwlwllcn
~Nickle
Crying is not weakness!! Emotional vulnerability is a strength!!!
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bernise-posting · 2 years ago
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HELP ME IVE BEEN STUCK WITH TD ALL DAY SHE TIED ME TO HER BACK
THE DAY ISNT EVEN OVER 😭😭😭
~Nickle
I don't dabble in spells! I can't offer anything other than advice, I'm so sorry!!
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