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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖙𝖘

„𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝙲𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎.“

~ 𝙿𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘

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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

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kris's soul be like "chat are we seeing this"

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ha, loser /aff

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The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

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it's more likely than you think!

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A little brown bunny was so kind and sweet it stretched its whole body out and got long enough to go to sleep

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😇😈

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*releases a single angelic note*

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Everything is sound.

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no more horny posting. i want to be hugged and have my hand held and i want to dance with someone in a field. i want to kiss someone in the sunlight. i want to go strawberry picking in a sundress and bake a cake with someone i love. i want a quiet night on the couch watching terrible old movies and laughing together at bad cgi. i want to love!!

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i’ve come to the conclusion that a hot femme holding me down and saying ”shh baby… let me take care of you, okay?” in a soft voice would probably do more for me than therapy ever could