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Bertolt icons, if you save, like or repost.

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AAA TODAYS EPISODE WAS SOOOO GOOD I LOVED THE SCARY VIBES

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They turned out even better than expected.

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LITERALLY BRO SAME

this is a representation of my brain's left and right hemisphere help me

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× Marley's best warrior ×

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working on another angst fic LMAO,,, im thinking the reader is writing a letter to a now dead bertholdt, reliving certain events. im gonna make it poetry based? might not be everyones cup of tea but im a sucker for pain,, youll probably only get a few fluff fics out of this account. anyways, thoughts?

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I JUST FOUND THIS ACCOUNT LMFAO I LOVE THIS

Me: Bertholdt is so cute, I’d love to cuddle him and sleep with him!(not in the sexual way, maybe)

Bertholdt:

Yeah that’d be a pain in the ass to share a bed with

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104th trainee corps aesthetic.

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this is fucking hilarious i must reblog 

Do you remember the talk about Erwin teaching the cadets sex Ed? I was wondering if I could request something regarding that. Anything goes, just something to feed my curiosity.

OH YES I REMEMBER THIS DISCUSSION, IT WAS PRETTY POPULAR LMAO. i made this into headcanons LMAO, i will feed your curiosity lol. i hope you enjoy! ♡

Erwin teaching the 104th about sex headcanons

Warnings: mentions of sex? sort of?

Erwin Smith:

- Erwin had always assumed that the cadets all knew about sex, they're teenagers after all, what teenager wouldn't?

- he always never felt the need to teach them.

- that's when one day he was told by the government that it was required for him to teach sex ed, because it was important.

- he was a bit nervous to teach such topics, but he had to do it.

- at first, most of the cadets were confused on what he was talking about.

- when Erwin explained sex, the whole room bursted into a question fiasco.

- Eren would be asking a MILLION questions, like he wouldn't shut the fuck up.

- Mikasa would be sitting there just listening to what everyone was saying, but the girl was confused on what a condom was.

- Erwin would be legit struggling, LEVI WOULD HAVE TO SHUT THEM UP TO EXPLAIN.

- Armin would be so embarrassed.

- Jean and Reiner would act like the man, acting like they know all of this already.

- Connie would be laughing whenever Erwin said "penis" or "vagina".

- I SEE SASHA BEING TOTALLY WEIRDED OUT.

- Bertholdt would be so embarrassed like Armin, he wouldn't know what to say.

- Ymir and Historia would be sitting there so confused and disgusted about penises.

- YMIR WOULD BE SO GROSSED OUT BY A DICK LMFAOO.

- when Erwin had to demonstrate putting a condom on, everyone was so weirded out.

- "sir, why is a condom needed? it looks like it'll squeeze a penis"

- "dear god.."

- Levi would be so annoyed by their reactions, like it's just a condom.

- Erwin would be so embarrassed by some of their questions, like some weird asked so detailed.

- REINER ASKED WHERE THE G-SPOT WAS AND ERWIN ALMOST CHOKED LFMAOSJHW.

- they would start asking Erwin and Levi personal questions on their sex lives, and that's when the discussion ended.

- Connie randomly stated he wanted to feel an orgasm, and Levi almost laughed.

- after that whole discussion, Erwin wouldn't be able to look at any of them without laughing.

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Police officer: you’re under arrest for having 3 people on a motorcycle at one time.

Bertholdt, sighing: Wait- thrEE?

Police officer: yes, three. Why-

Ymir: What the fuck-

Reiner: ANNIE FUCKING FELL OFF I'M-

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new 2 tumblr lol

agh i made an account to read fanfics ab bert bc i cant find good ones anywhere else ;-; if u happen to stumble upon this just know im sorry i dont know how to send requests LMFAOO, but yeah leave tips to help or just b my friend :-}