bertholdtwiththeweather

[bertholdtwiththeweather]

Have you seen that tik tok thing where people rank the people in each individual trio? You should do that

Oh yes of course. Just to clarify, I love everyone the same…. But also here!

1. Armin

2. Mikasa

3. Eren

1. Jean, Connie, Sasha

2. I won’t rank them

3. Don’t make me

1. Hange

2. Levi

3. Erwin

1. Bertholdt

2. Reiner

3. Annie

[bertholdtwiththeweather]

i’m out of the loop cause I’m fairly new to this fandom lol but

why are Jean, Sasha, Connie called the silver trio??

also I love your writing! your characterizations are suuuper fun and you’re really talented in that aspect. It’s a joy to read ♥️

Hi welcome!!!!

To be fair, I’m also out of the loop and I’m not completely positive that’s what they’re called but I’ve seen it a few times. Basically just means they’re the secondary trio (behind Eren, Mikasa, and Armin). Hope that helps!

And thank you so much, you’re the sweetest 🧡

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AOT Goes Clubbing (Warriors!)

Part One | Part Two | Request :)

Y'all ready for some chaos?

Reiner:

Reiner is the most uncoordinated drunk you've ever seen. He's just too large. Plus, he has the lowest tolerance of the bunch, despite how big he is. He crashes into EVERYONE on the dance floor and insists that they are all in his way. Really, he's like a toddler that has been unleashed on the playground. He drinks whiskey, flings himself around for ten minutes, and then passes out in a booth somewhere. Armin is the one to find him. He pokes Reiner and asks, "Are you okay?" To which Reiner tosses him aside with one arm and shouts, "I WAS JUST RECHARGING! TIME TO FUCKING DANCE!" Towards the end of the night, Reiner accidentally walks into the girls' bathroom where he meets Sasha. "Hey," he says, "You strike me as someone who's really good at keeping secrets."

Annie:

Annie does NOT smoke. No, sir, she does not. Well... that is until she's on her third drink. After that, Annie is outside the club, asking anyone, "Can I bum a cig?" Naturally, she gets what she wants in an instant, and ends up hanging outside for the rest of the night. It's just so much nicer out there. She doesn't have to dance or look pretty if she doesn't want to. She can just kick her feet up and relax. She loves her nights out! Until Bertholdt stumbles outside, barely coherent, saying, "Reiner just went into the girls' room!" Annie sighs, cracks her knuckles, and says, "Thanks, buddy. Now go away." But right before she heads back inside, she's almost positive she sees a figure scampering across the roof. It must have been her imagination.

Bertholdt:

Berty is the most entertaining drunk, unknowingly and innocently starting shit wherever he goes. Give the guy a break, ya know? He spends all week stressed out of his mind, making sure Reiner doesn't snap and spill a certain secret, so Bertholdt really lets loose on the weekends. He orders the pink and orange drinks because they're fun and always come with fruit on the rim. But since they don't taste strongly of alcohol, he easily consumes eight cocktails. This is when Berty becomes increasingly messy. He can't stop asking probing questions with his big doe eyes. "Eren, why are you so angry all the time?" "Connie, are you bald by choice?" And most frighteningly, "Do you guys dare me to boop Levi's nose? I mean, it's right there! You can't expect to have a nose out in the open like tha-" NO!

Pieck/Porco/Colt:

Pieck slept all day to prepare for the big night out. She wasn't too enthusiastic about going to the club, but Colt was so excited about it, he almost cried. "Booze! Girls! Oh, Pieck, please can we go?" Not that Colt needed her permission to go out, but he definitely needed her permission to go out. Of course, Pieck gives in to the goober and the posse hits the town. Pieck is the one who hovers alluringly at the back wall, one leg kicked up, and a scotch in her hand. She subtly attracts the attention of everyone there. But people are gross and not to be trusted. Pieck can handle herself against drunk idiots, but still, Porco takes it upon himself to act as her bodyguard. This self-appointed job is just Porco deciding who is unfit for Pieck (which is pretty much everyone). And if he deems someone unworthy, he will drunkenly bark at them until they leave.

Zeke:

Zeke doesn't get very drunk at the club. He much prefers to get inappropriately wasted at events that don't call for that kind of behavior. Think funerals or ice skating. At the club, however, Zeke likes to have a drink or two, and then pretend like he's way drunker than he actually is, just to see what he can get away with. For example, he asks Erwin, "May I have this dance?" right in front of Levi, who crushes his glass with his bare hand. Then, Zeke goes to the DJ (who is now Connie) and requests the Glee version of Total Eclipse of the Heart so he can recreate the scene from the show with Levi and Erwin. Later, Zeke finds Colt passed out behind the bar. Thinking it would be hilarious, he drags Colt back onto the main floor, puts a pair of sunglasses on him, and plays Weekend at Bernie's with his rag doll body.

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HA! I did it. I unleashed my writer's wrath onto the page!

A warrior bit will be posted later today or tomorrow! Unless I don’t end up doing it, which would be pretty on par with the way I roll. Goodbye

[bertholdtwiththeweather]

A warrior bit will be posted later today or tomorrow! Unless I don’t end up doing it, which would be pretty on par with the way I roll. Goodbye

[bertholdtwiththeweather]

AOT Goes Clubbing (Silver Trio + Marco)

Part One | Request :)

Marco:

Marco is just the epitome of good, casual vibes during this whole night. He doesn't drink hard alcohol, absolutely will not do shots (no matter how much Jean annoys him), and sticks to beer. Or rosé if it's a nice summer day. But just because he's not as hammered as everyone else, does not mean Marco isn't having the time of his life. He knows it's not really the place for it, but he convinces Connie, Sasha, and Jean to start a conga line. When they get it going, Marco slips out so it looks like Jean is the one who started it. Jean looks so dumb at the front of that line. Pranked!

Jean:

Jean rolls his ankle after an offensive dance battle with Eren, but refuses to admit he's in a lot of pain. He limps to the bar, orders a beer, and doesn't actually drink it. Instead, he thinks he's being so slick by bringing the cold bottle down to his rapidly swelling ankle. That is until Bertholdt appears out of nowhere and says, "What are you doing?" "Nothing! Fuck outta here, Berty!" Bertholdt thinks that maybe he should call Marco for backup, only to be confirmed by Jean saying, "When we're drunk, I'm definitely taller than you." Marco takes over Jean Watch, suggesting they go home to properly take care of his ankle, but Jean whines and whines. He has serious FOMO and thinks the night will be ruined if he goes home early. So, Marco has an idea. In order to keep Jean stationary and having fun, Connie and Sasha end the night by taking body shots off him.

Sasha:

Sasha is the girl you meet in the bathroom and end up becoming best friends with, if only for one night. She breaks the seal too early and has to pee every fifteen minutes. Connie thinks he's the funniest guy in the room once he starts calling her "Tiny Tank." Sasha cannot go to the bathroom alone, dragging Mikasa and Historia along every time. She hears someone crying over a boy, so she bursts out of the stall door, screaming, "Don't waste your tears on some man!!!" Then, she begs to hear the whole story. "Wait, that's actually so sad," Sasha says and starts crying with the stranger, while Mikasa and Historia laugh because this is the third time this has happened tonight. And of course, Sasha can't leave the bathroom without stuffing the complimentary mints in her pockets.

Connie:

Firstly, Connie is the kind of drunk who just needs to dance with everyone. And it's not cute... not cute at all! Our boy gets to the center of the all the hype, and then proceeds to do Fortnite dances until his legs give out. People don't know whether to laugh or cry or scream in horror as he dabs the night away. Connie asks everyone to check his drip, which, of course, consists of light up sketchers so that the party goes wherever he goes. At some point, Connie asks the DJ to play Baby Got Back. Then he asks the DJ to play My Humps. When the DJ refuses, Connie exclaims, "Jeez Louise! What kind of club is this?!" The DJ throws down his headset and tells Connie, "If you think you can do my job better than me, by all means, have at it!" He has no idea what power he has given away. Thus, DJ B4LD B34ST is born...

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Hiiiiii!!!!!!!! I went on a camping trip for two weeks and didn’t have service! Will write tomorrow! How are y’all doing??? Let’s chat!

[bertholdtwiththeweather]

Can we please get the silver trio + Marco

Oh of course. I’ve got Marco and Connie written already! Gonna try and crank out Sasha and Jean today :)

[bertholdtwiththeweather]

AOT Goes Clubbing (Main Trio + Ymir/Historia)

New Series??? | Request :)

Eren:

He absolutely hates it here. He gets weirdly insecure about his outfit, which, for the record, looks like every other man in the club. Is his shirt hip enough? He has no idea, and it freaks him out. Eren can't stand the music one bit. "How can anyone listen to this shit?" he asks Connie, who is too busy breaking it down to respond. But then Eren has a drink... and another one. And suddenly, Swedish electronica is his favorite genre ever. He spots Jean across the club, looking like he's having a nice time, and Eren decides that's unacceptable. He challenges Jean to a dance battle. Since both of them are filled with rage and neither of them can actually dance, there are many, many injuries to follow.

Mikasa:

Best wing woman EVER! She's so effortlessly cool and doesn't care about what anyone thinks of her, which means anyone will listen to her. What Mikasa says in the club is law. She'll see Marco staring at someone across the dance floor, march right up to them, and say, "You know you'd look real dumb if you don't buy my friend a drink." Or when Annie becomes quietly nervous around an attractive person, so Mikasa nudges her towards them and says, "Show 'em who's boss." She sprinkles a little confidence over everyone she goes out with. When she finishes her matchmaking duties, Mikasa sits at the bar with Levi, silently watching how the night unfolds from there, knowing that she could have a hand in small destinies around the club.

Armin:

LOVES the music. He thinks it's just so, so fun. He's snapping his fingers and bopping his little coconut head. Eren, Mikasa, and Jean convince him to take tequila shots with them. Armin is excited, but has to do it the right way of course. He goes; salt, tequila, lime. Eren does it out of order because he lives for chaos, and it bugs Armin so much, but he can't bring himself to say anything. Mikasa notices his discomfort and hits Eren in the shoulder. "Do it the way Armin does it," she instructs and orders another round of shots. Now, after this round, Armin is 100% determined to ask Annie to get on the dance floor with him. However, nothing sobers him up faster than seeing Annie's hair out of her signature ponytail, and he ultimately chickens out and heads home early with Marco.

Historia:

Her favorite part of going out is getting ready. Historia has all the girls over to do hair and makeup if they so desire. They drink hard seltzers and listen to bubblegum pop, gossiping about the boys all the while. When Reiner catches wind of these pre-games, he insists he'd be a necessary addition, to which Historia diplomatically replies, "Maybe next time!" Her signature look for the club consists of butterfly barrettes and body glitter. After his first three drinks, Connie will only refer to Historia as "Human Disco Ball." At the club, Historia fades into the crowd. She sips her vodka cran and can't stop smiling at the center of the dance floor.

Ymir:

In a shocking turn of events, our apathetic legend basically lives at the club. She doesn't say anything beforehand, but as the group approaches, the bouncers light up and cheer, "Ymir's here!" Obviously, this causes some questioning looks from her friends, which she chooses to ignore. Ymir doesn't have to explain herself to anyone! The bartender asks her if she wants the usual, and she does. Four green tea shots appear on the bar. Reiner, Bertholdt, and Historia begin to reach for the three, but before they can, Ymir has downed them all. "What? You didn't think those were for you, did you?" she asks and non-chalantly makes her way to the dance floor, becoming the center of attention.

[bertholdtwiththeweather]

For the sake of my own mental well being, time skip Bertholdt exists and is thriving! He can’t grow facial hair like Reiner though :(

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ZEKE PLAYING TBE BANJO IS CANON LOLOLOL

HAHA y’all seem to like that one! Zeke is that one guy who brings a guitar to the party and only plays Wonderwall and ~improv- songs he claims he made up on the spot but actually practiced for days beforehand. Personally, I love that energy for him!

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AOT Goes Camping (Warriors!)

Main Trio | Silver Trio | Vets | Request :)

Sorry this took forever! I love the warriors so much so it took a little longer to get them all!

Annie:

Annie is awake before everyone else. She takes a little rowboat onto the lake to fish for hours. The first morning, she went alone, taking great solace in the peace and quiet. Slowly, she starts to acquire more takers, namely; Mikasa, Ymir, and Historia. Annie refuses to teach them how to fish, and while they fumble around with the rods and bait, she threatens to yeet them over the side of the boat if the noise level exceeds a solid 3. Everyone assumes Annie will eat the fish raw like a barbarian, but really, she releases them back into the lake and makes everyone else follow her lead.

Reiner:

Reiner's massive, HUGE brain can really only focus on one thing at a time, so when he hears of the camping trip, his mind immediately goes survival; living off the land. His first goal is to track down and butcher a boar with his own bare hands. Legitimately, this is all he can think about for the whole first day. Reiner successfully locates a beefy boar, and thinks, no one knows the horrors I will face to make sure we eat good tonight. But when he fails to catch the beat (complete with numerous face plants and earth trembling grunts), Reiner is this close to having one of his special crises. Quickly, Bertholdt hands him the hamburger patties and dogs and says, "I think Marco needs your help seasoning. He looks pretty lost." Suddenly Reiner has this amazing idea to go help Marco at the grill. Thought of it all on his own!

Zeke:

You already know this mf brought a banjo on the trip. He's sitting around the fire, drunk off his ass, playing it surprisingly well, but absolutely no one wants to hear it. "Anyone interested in a ballad about the bond between a father and son? Ope! Turns out, I don't know any of those. Eren, wanna help a guy out with that one?" Zeke practically screams over the s'mores. It's embarrassing. Only Colt cheers him on because the poor boy can't read the room to save his life.

Pieck/Porco/Colt:

Colt sleeps peacefully in a tent with Pieck and Zeke. In the middle of the night, Zeke wakes everyone up by drunkenly peeing in the corner of the tent. This is canon. Pieck pretends to sleep through it, but she's secretly waiting for something else to happen. As they're all drifting off, Pieck says, calculatedly, "I hope the bears don't come for the food we left out." Now, Colt isn't sleeping so peacefully. The tent shakes and deeps growls are heard. Colt shrieks and Pieck yawns. "How can you call yourself the next beast titan if you're not going to fight the beast outside?" she says and rolls over to go back to sleep. Colt gulps and leaves the tent because he knows she's right. Just as he's about to attack, the bear tackles him, only to reveal itself as Porco, laughing hysterically. "That's what you get for encouraging Zeke's musical career!"

Bertholdt:

The one place Bertholdt can't sleep is in a tent. Reiner snores, Marco can't keep to himself, and it's far, far too hot. Berty feels like he can't breathe. His temperature is already so much higher than everyone else's, and he's sweating so much, he thinks he might drown if he stays in the tent any longer. He gets up, goes outside, and sits on a rock by himself. Disrupting the silence, Sasha bursts out of her tent, vying for a midnight snack, but upon seeing Berty, says, "Oh! Can't sleep?" and tosses him half a chocolate bar. He shakes his head and says, "it's too hot in the tent." So, Sasha dives into a bag and pulls out two hammocks that she quickly ties between trees. "Problem solved!" she cheers. Connie joins them because he wants to, 'sleep like a monkey too!' Bertholdt is thrilled and doesn't even mind that his feet hang over the edge of the hammock. At least he isn't overheating.

[bertholdtwiththeweather]

Warriors camping??

You bet fella! Warriors are my fave, you never have to worry about me leaving them out lmao

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AOT Goes Camping (The Vets!)

Main Trio | Silver Trio | Request :)

Hope you like this! It's been my favorite to write so far!

Levi:

Levi is gonna damn near have an aneurysm out in the woods. Sure, they have hand sanitizer, but everyone knows that hand washing is miles more effective than Purell. Levi is fine with the critters, the sun, and even Betholdt's constant sweating. It's just... the dirt, and more aggressively, the pollen. You see, Levi has severe allergies, and the pollen drives him mad. He will destroy anyone who dares to bless him when he sneezes, but quietly accepts tissues from Erwin and allergy relief pills from Hange. Once he gets his sniffles under control, Levi goes on every organized hike. He stays at the very back of the pack and carries the cooler full of water bottles. Everyone knows they can fall to the back of the line and Levi will basically bottle feed them until they are properly hydrated.

Erwin:

Wilderness Explorer Erwin Smith at your service! He has a field journal where he writes down every bug he finds, despite Armin delicately telling him they are all simple flies. He carries a hundred year old compass that stopped working a long, long time ago. Erwin gets confused when the compass says the sun is setting in the south, to which Armin also explains, "Sets in the west is actually a sweeping generalization, sir!" Levi refuses to sugarcoat anything and says, "That and the compass is busted, Erwin." So, Erwin spends the rest of the trip trying to get Hange to sit still for three seconds so they can fix his compass.

Hange:

This camping trip is basically Moblit's nightmare. He can't take his eyes off the Section Commander for a second. Hange is all over the place. One minute, they are dissecting a fish by the lake, next minute they are attempting to interview a deer. "And what would you say is your least favorite season? Hunting? Oh... OH!" But the real fun starts when Hange starts gathering sticks and leaves and disappears into the trees. Moblit finds them at the very top of an old oak, seemingly crafting something. When he asks what in god's name they're doing, Hange says, "Building a giant nest and seeing if any giant birds will take me as their own!"

Bonus:

Miche and Nanaba are passing a joint back and forth once the sun goes down and almost everyone is asleep. They calmly chat about the day, mindless banter, and make fun of the bigger personalities (playfully of course). At the end of the day, Moblit drags his feet over to them with a big sigh. Nanaba passes him the joint and he takes just one drag because he deserves it. And the three of them keep the fire going all night.

[bertholdtwiththeweather]

Hi! Not dead! Will post rest of camping series + more tomorrow!

I made the incredible mistake of downloading the AOT game for the switch and have not seen the sun in days :)

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[bertholdtwiththeweather]

Hiiiiiii I love love love the camping series! Are you gonna do the vets?

Yes!!! I’ve been out of town so I haven’t been writing much but I already have Levi jotted down so I’ll work on the other vets. Warriors too of course!