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100 most important things to know.

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6. what is your occupation? 7. write a full physical description of yourself. you might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks. 8. to which social class do you belong? 9. do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?

10. are you right- or left-handed? 11. what does your voice sound like?

12. what words and/or phrases do you use very frequently? 13. what do you have in your pockets? jfc i don't feel like deleting the rest of the answers im cry from here on out it's all ronny's answers i'm cry i'm dead on the inside 14. do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics? i’ve been told i walk really flauntingly. which is, in my humble opinion, the only real way to walk anyway. otherwise, they’ve all sort of been beaten out of me. before hogwarts, i attended grammar and finishing school, and in both i’ve been conditioned to find nail-biting and slouching intolerable. nasty habit, isn’t it? part 2: growing up 15. how would you describe your childhood in general? mmm. stuffy, is the only word that comes to mind. don’t get me wrong, i wasn’t unhappy, but i suppose i wasn’t ever truly happy either. my parents were strict people. my childhood was seeped with flaubert, proust, and dostoevsky before i could even pronounce their names. and i’ll be damned if their brand of education ever worked, because i can’t even tell you what the brothers karamozov was about, much less who they even were. 16. what is your earliest memory? my nanny leading me hand-in-hand through the park. i liked my nanny. a whole lot. she left the house when i was eight, as i was deemed too old to have a nanny by then.

17. how much schooling have you had? a lot, i suppose, even by muggle standards~ as i said, grammar and finishing school, and a french and latin tutor came by every weekend. i suppose all this was to make me a groomed, respectable member of society, but all well-laid plans are doomed to failure, as they say. c’est la vie.

18. did you enjoy school? i enjoy hogwarts. not so much any of the other schooling i had. 19. where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities? i don’t think i have many special skills except magic — well, except snogging, i suppose, but anyone can learn that sort of thing. (practice makes perfect!) as for magic, i’d accidentally made things explode or shatter before, but didn’t think much of it. in fact, i thought it’d been the work of an ill-mannered but hilariously well-timed ghost. you can imagine my surprise when i received my hogwarts letter. 20. while growing up, did you have any role models? if so, describe them. my nanny, i guess. she was the one who taught me to be kind-hearted, especially since i had so much when other had so little. mum and dad aren’t very kind at all, you see.

21. while growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family? define “get along.” 22. as a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? i wanted to be a singer. still kind of do, if this whole “magic” thing doesn’t work out in the best of ways. 23. as a child, what were your favorite activities? playing with my dolls, following my nanny around, singing loudly in the bath. quotidian things. 24. as a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display? i was quiet, but perhaps only because i was scolded a lot for talking. “children are meant to be seen, not heard,” and the like. i quoted a lot of oscar wilde, which my parents hated, because they found his writings horrendous. incidentally, and regardless of the fact, he is my favorite writer, but it was in my own quiet way a rebellion.

25. as a child, were you popular? who were your friends, and what were they like? i don’t know about “popular,” as all the rich society kiddies were forced to associate and fawn over each other anyway. as i mentioned earlier, my best friend during these trying times was roland. the first time i met him and held out my hand for him to shake, he stuck a bogey on my forehead and ran away. i liked him instantly. 26. when and with whom was your first kiss? ohoho, wouldn’t it be terribly romantic if i said roland? unfortunately, it was with this annoying kid named nathan chambers, and he’s been after for another one ever since. never again. 27. are you a virgin? if not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity? mmm, of course i’m not. but a lady doesn’t fuck and tell~ (ooc: really though, i need a volunteer LOL.) 28. if you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. if you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today. i mentioned this earlier, but i didn’t really know until my hogwarts letter. then things kind of made sense, as i never really believed in ghosts in the first place. the irony was that ghosts really do exist.

part 3: past influences 29. what do you consider the most important event of your life so far? i suppose my letter to hogwarts~ ugh, i would’ve been forced to do terribly mind-numbing things like debutante balls and smiling at two-faced, slimy bastards and shaking the hands of ugly, pretentious girls — i’m glad i came to the school. no more of that, thank you very much.

30. who has had the most influence on you? i don’t know. dumbledore in an indirect way, i suppose. 31. what do you consider your greatest achievement? getting good grades, O’s, E’s, and a few A’s on my OWLs, to be specific. my parents didn’t really care nor know what those grades even meant, but it’s the first time in my life i’ve ever felt proud of something i’ve done, so i’ll take it.

32. what is your greatest regret? kissing nathan chambers. dear god it was terrible. 33. what is the most evil thing you have ever done? making my parents’ life a living hell whenever i had the opportunity. this included vomiting in my soup at a high-profile dinner party, flashing the relatives at christmas parties, and suddenly bursting into hysterical tears in the middle of the victoria & albert museum. that last stunt rewarded me with fifty spankings, but it was worth it. ;) 34. do you have a criminal record of any kind? nope, not yet. and i don’t really plan to have one. 35. when was the time you were the most frightened? going on the ferris wheel when i was ten. i’m afraid of heights. which is why quidditch games are always so terrifying to me, but gotta cheer on the boys~ 36. what is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you? i fell flat on my face when i was going up to get sorted. yeah, i was that kid. 37. if you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why? my parentage, if that counts. seriously, a simpler childhood would’ve done spectacularly. 38. what is your best memory? my nanny taking me to the zoo. it was fantastic. i liked the lizards and amphibians best. i even had a pet salamander when i was younger — you know, the non-magical kind. 39. what is your worst memory? an argument of my parents. it got pretty loud. the maids and cook hid in the kitchen, and i hid in the coat closet, covering my ears and crying my eyes out. the only good part about this story is that i gained a friend that day. a mouse scurried by and i named him mickey, and we’ve been mates ever since~

part 4: beliefs and opinions 40. are you basically optimistic or pessimistic? usually optimistic, even through the darkest of times~ it takes a real heart-squashing bummer for me to display any sign of pessimism. 41. what is your greatest fear? i’m pretty afraid of heights. and getting dumped if i’m emotionally invested in the boy. 42. what are your religious views? mmm, undecided, i guess. my parents are of course, anglican christian, but i’ve always hated going to church, so. 43. what are your political views? i don’t really keep up with politics, so i don’t have any views of which to speak. 44. what are your views on sex? lovely. and usually a view from the bottom, though sometimes from against a wall. ;) 45. are you able to kill? under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable? i could and have killed insects before. as for people — no. i could never take a life from anyone.

46. in your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do? killing, i suppose. it’s absolutely barbaric. 47. do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? i think i do~. i have great faith in love, more so than god or any single human being, and i believe it can conquer the world if people would just stop being so scared and let it in. 48. what do you believe makes a successful life? whatever makes you happy. my parents have always prescribed to the philosophy that “money buys happiness,” and of course growing up i believed the exact opposite of that. 49. how honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)? i don’t think i hide my feelings. i’m always very open with myself, perhaps a little too much so, sometimes. 50. do you have any biases or prejudices? not really. 51. is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? why do you refuse to do it? mmm, doing homework for anybody, playing quidditch, stealing or committing any other crime. the first because i’m too lazy and couldn’t be damned, the second because i’m scared of heights and additionally don’t want to get sweaty and dirty, the third because it’s against my morals. 52. who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)? i don’t believe i’ve ever felt so strongly about anyone before. but i suppose, if circumstances require such a feat, my friends, and my nanny who was a better parent than my parents ever were. part 5: relationships with others 53. in general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how? i’d like to think i treat them kindly and politely, especially since i take great pains to do so. if that isn’t happening, please alert me to the fact and i will gladly change my ways. 54. who is the most important person in your life, and why? i don’t know yet. 55. who is the person you respect the most, and why? anyone who can live each day with a smile and a helping hand. that’s the only sort of person, in my opinion, one should respect anyway. 56. who are your friends? do you have a best friend? describe these people. i have a lot of friends at hogwarts, not only exclusive to hufflepuff house. besides roland, i don’t think i have a best friend. i like everyone pretty equally.

57. do you have a spouse or significant other? if so, describe this person. nope nope~ always a free spirit, i’m afraid. 58. have you ever been in love? if so, describe what happened. i don’t think so. infatuated, yes, but never in love. 59. what do you look for in a potential lover? physical attractiveness and the ability to keep me on my toes. interpret that how you will. 60. how close are you to your family? not very. 61. have you started your own family? if so, describe them. if not, do you want to? why or why not? nope, nope~. perhaps one day i will, but that’s very far away. 62. who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help? friends at hogwarts. 63. do you trust anyone to protect you? who, and why? i trust myself. does that count? 64. if you died or went missing, who would miss you? i don’t know. certainly not my parents, that’s for sure.

65. who is the person you despise the most, and why? “despise” is a strong feeling. that’s why i’ll say with resolution, nathan chambers. 66. do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict? i tend to avoid conflict~ i don’t like arguing or making a fuss, and there isn’t a ton of problems that can’t be solved with a little snogging. ;) 67. do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations? not really. i tend to sit back and relax, and watch the scene unfold in front of me. 68. do you like interacting with large groups of people? why or why not? of course. if i didn’t, i wouldn’t really be living up to my reputation of “party girl,” now would i? 69. do you care what others think of you? not really. if it’s a girl who doesn’t think well of me, she can mind her own business. if it’s a boy, i’m sure i could compromise in some way physically. ;) part 6: likes and dislikes 70. what is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes? singing, i guess~. going to the theater and watching plays. reading oscar wilde and tennessee williams.

71. what is your most treasured possession?

my blue pumps. hush, they match with everything. ;) 72. what is your favorite color? turquoise, or a sky blue. or any shade of purple, really. 73. what is your favorite food? i don’t have a particular favorite, but i do have an incredibly voracious sweet tooth. 74. what, if anything, do you like to read? see above~ mr. wilde and mr. williams. 75. what is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)? plays~ i love theater. old black & white and silents are good too. i’m in love with old hollywood glamour. 76. do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? if so, why? do you want to quit? i don’t smoke, but i do drink. sometimes. i’m not a big fan of getting wasted, but i do like to sip a cocktail every now and then. 77. how do you spend a typical saturday night? going to parties or hanging out with friends. the usual. 78. what makes you laugh? witty people. or anyone, really. it’s not very hard to get a laugh out of me. 79. what, if anything, shocks or offends you?

when people turn me down for sex. it’s just sex. it’s not as if i offered a committed relationship in which one had to enjoy my face and company everyday~. 80. what would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself? somehow escape the school and go shopping. i’ll admit, i have a slight addiction. 81. how do you deal with stress? there’s nothing a little nap can’t solve. 82. are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan? spontaneous, i guess. i rather hate planning things. 83. what are your pet peeves? people kicking the back of my seat during exams. i can’t concentrate like that. part 7: self images and etc. 84. describe the routine of a normal day for you. how do you feel when this routine is disrupted? i wake up, go to classes, eat on occasion…usual things for a student. i’m not too bugged when this “routine” is disrupted — makes things more interesting, and usually i’m the one causing the disruption anyway.

85. what is your greatest strength as a person? my optimism, i suppose? like i said, it takes a lot to make me unhappy~. 86. what is your greatest weakness? not being able to say no. especially if they’re cute, and male. 87. if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? i wouldn’t~. i like myself the way i am, truly, and not in the self-arrogant way either. 88. are you generally introverted or extroverted? extroverted~ 89. are you generally organized or messy? in between. 90. name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at. —charms —singing —snogging —quidditch —stiff-lipped decorum —not snogging 91. do you like yourself? yes~ 92. what are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that rpg characters do)? are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (if so, detail both sets of reasons…) i’m…not an adventurer, though? 93. what goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime? not sure~. ambition is something i could care less about. 94. where do you see yourself in 5 years? where i want to see myself, where i could see myself, or where i realistically see myself? want — a singer at a cabaret. could — doing a dime-a-dozen ministry job. realistically — either on the arms of a sugar daddy, or working as a waitress in a muggle pub. in other words: my life could go really wonderfully, or it could go pretty terribly. either way, i’m not too concerned~. 95. if you could choose, how would you want to die? painlessly. but that’s a pretty unrealistic expectation, so the next best thing would be a car crash with a celebrity, i suppose. that way i’d at least be famous for a day. 96. if you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left. marry roland if either of us wasn’t already married, go to the botanical gardens and find the perfect rose, have my last meal at my favorite restaurant. 97. what is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death? being a good person, i guess. hopefully a good singer or a good witch, as well. 98. what three words best describe your personality? hmmm, laid-back, friendly, stylish~

99. what three words would others probably use to describe you? slut, whore, and bitch. but who really cares~ 100. if you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character? (you might even want to speak as if he or she were sitting right here in front of you, and use proper tone so he or she might heed your advice…)

LOLOLOL that awkward moment when you are probably the bb most similar to me. you are an interesting child. and i kind of made your life a bit depressing. oops.

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