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I heard that you’ve been Self-medicating in the quiet of your room, Your sweet, suburban tomb. And if you need a friend, I’ll help you stitch up your wounds.

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baby: h-

dad: he’s going to say his first word

mum: go on say it

baby: h…

dad: go on

baby: hARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

dad: …

mum: ….

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Eskild: They call me coffee because I grind so fine *winks*

Noora: Oh my God.

Isak: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2 am.

Noora: Isak, stop it.

Linn: They call me coffee-

Noora: Please no.

Linn: Because I’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.

Noora: Oh.

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Chris: Which country has the most birds?

Chris: Portu-geese.

Chris: Wait.

Noora: That's a language.

Eva: Portu-gull.

Vilde: Nice recovery.

Chris: Don't you mean nice re-dove-ry?

Sana: Turkey. How did we miss Turkey.

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me watching shows alone: tears up at every little thing, cries at every death & the climax of every arc, is generally very gay and emotional

me watching shows around other people: never cries, makes bad jokes and smart ass comments the entire time

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Chris: I failed my safety course today.

Noora: Why? What happened?

Chris: Well one of the questions was "In the case of a fire what steps would you take?"

Noora: And?

Chris: Well apparently, "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

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Me: I’m 6'2 Some kid: wow I’m six too

Someone else come up with a punch line to this joke

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Dating is hard.

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me too marlon

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the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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me too marlon

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