The reason why Law always has bags under his eyes:
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I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.
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Tousen: what is wrong with you guys? Is there something wrong with the water up there?
Grimmjow: oh we ran out of water like 3 months ago
Tousen: oh my god what have you been drinking??
Grimmjow: oh ranch, keptchup, mustard you know the usual
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what a power move
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not only do i support lil nas x appropriating characters and symbols from christianity to make horny, campy gay hip-hop videos, i think this sets the bar for lgbt media in the future. fuck that "were just like you!" respectability shit. i need all gay artists to make their work exactly as hostile and disrespectful to the christian right as the christian right has been to gay people for all of its history.
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Tousen: I am asexual. I am attracted to Justice and Justice only. An Arrancar asked me once if I swung in any way and I cut them down with my sword.
Gin: So you never had sex?
Tousen: Who needs a sex life when Soul Society is always there to fuck us over.
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Tousen: You bought a taco?
Grimmjow: Yeah.
Tousen: From the food truck that hit Ulquiorra??
Grimmjow, putting hot sauce on the taco: What else was I supposed to do?
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Bleach
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<3
life is hard, zolaw is sofmft
heavily inspired by LadyMarshmallow fics
and other awesome writers
in fandom too bc i f5 the tag basically
upd
found anothed app on ipad yay
trying it out too
also why when i hit reply button Tumblr wont let be choose the blog’s name???
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What house decor screams “I’m straight”?
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and go to hell
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SABO!!!
⚠ NOT MY ART⚠
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