beshy-mwahs
beshy-mwahs
Random, sporadic posts.
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I'm Beshy, you may call me Mom. While posting here, I should probably be working on my book or texting someone back oops.
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beshy-mwahs · 7 years ago
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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr
all of us
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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New comic! Slices of Life
Want to read more comics on creativity and life? Check out my book, The Shape of Ideas, and my 2018 Incidental Comics wall calendar!
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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Depression is like the system app that drains your battery but you can’t uninstall
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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I will not give up the flowers in my heart for stones just because the world is a hard place. The world is only hard because it needs more flower hearted people.
Nikita Gill
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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Applause is just a room full of people slapping themselves for liking something.
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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Winnie the Pooh is a fat icon tbh
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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Urban Dictionary is just fanfiction for the English language.
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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Rant of a dying woman
Anyone who knows me, knows I work — a lot.. If I'm not working, I'm volunteering, not volunteering, I'm counseling friends or hanging out. Being busy all the time is not only what keeps me going emotionally, it's inevitably what's killing me. I wasn't supposed to make it to my 16th, 18th or 21st birthdays. But here I am, because will power. However, my health has taken a turn for the worst once again. Doctors' advice? Rest, relax, recuperate. Physically, that's what will help me maybe make it another year. Since Saturday, when things really started going downhill, I've done pretty good at it. Lots of sleeping, meds to keep me down since I typically sleep ~5 hours a night. But today.. Today I had energy and felt like being up. Still not doing much but a little housework, I've had time to think.. And think and think... I've thought so much today that it's made me throw up twice. And all that stuff I keep totally suppressed by my daily routine of "wake up, busy busy, pass out from exhaustion, wake up and repeat"? Hah. Yeah. It's like the locked filing cabinet blew up! Thoughts include: -Where is this God I preach to everyone about? -If not god, what about good karma? -What's the quickest way I can make it look like this disease killed me? -PTSD related stuff.. -A LOT of anger at my parents. -How come all my time is spent helping other people, listening to them.. But I can't talk to ANYONE about my problems? -Where are my razor blades? Basically, I've come to this conclusion: I was put onto this earth to work myself to death making sure everyone else is happy but not getting close enough to them that anyone will care when my body is found lifeless in the dirt. I've done perfectly well at this so far.. But I, at some point, let the idea that I'm human slip in. Gotta get rid of silly thoughts like that before I let it ruin everything.
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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Your DNA is just millions of years worth of software updates.
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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There’s a chance that we have named a random object in space that was already named by an alien civilization.
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Clever Illustrations by Danish illustrator HuskMitNavn 
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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beshy-mwahs · 8 years ago
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*runs over to someone who needs medical attention*  Person: This guy needs help, are you a doctor? Me: Yes of course I am! I’ve seen all 12 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy, now back away from the patient and let me do my job. 
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