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If you gave 20ish kids that church fight scene from Kingsman and infinite rehearsal time, how accurately do you think they could recreate that level of violence and chaos?

Imma need Oscar nominations for acting, production, editing, and adaptation

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do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

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British actor Mark Strong.

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Loch Lomond

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“So, there’s no meeting?”

“Would you prefer a regular meeting?”

“No,” he said, removing his glasses. “I would not.”

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Kingsman on Social Media:

Instagram, Merlin

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Alexandra Road Estate by Neave Brown, Camden, London, 1968. An example of Brutalism in architecture.

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Social distancing, Highland style

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Agent Tequila: Y'all'ld'nt've

Eggsy, crying: Merlin what is he saying

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Literally just had to explain this to my mom. I blame the damn media for calling everyone under 50 “millennials”. We’re in our late 20s and 30s ffs. Not the college kid demographic 🙄

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I hope the Loch Ness Monster is taking care of herself in these trying times.

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After years of living in the adulting world, I think I’ve come to a realization: Manners exist to guide you to good conduct even when you’re in a bad mood.

When you’re happy, when you’re feeling generous, when you’re pleased with your gift or your service or your outcome, it’s easy to be nice. It’s easy to tip the waiter well when you’ve had a good day. It’s easy to thank the teller or the clerk when you got what you wanted out of the transaction. It’s easy to smile and chit-chat with strangers on the road when you’re in a good mood.

It’s hard to tip the waiter when you didn’t enjoy your food. It’s hard to thank the clerk for their time when you’ve just been told there’s a problem with their account and they weren’t able to fix it for you. It’s hard to think of something nice to say when your aunt gave you a crappy sweater you neither need nor want. It’s hard to be nice to people when you’ve had a shitty day. It’s HARD.

That’s what manners are for. Scripts and phrases that you learn by rote to say when you can’t think of a single nice or good thing to say from your own volition. Yes, they’re scripted. Yes, the sentiment is empty. But the scripts work in every situation, and the emptiness provides a buffer between your own unhappiness and the rest of society.

Because most of the time, it’s not the waiter’s fault that the food you ordered wasn’t what you expected. It’s not the clerk’s fault that your account is overdrawn. It’s not the fault of the barista or the stranger on the subway that you got fired today or your favorite aunt died. But even when you can’t summon a smile or a cheery word, you can still have manners, because they will serve you the same in sunshine or rain.

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Merlin x Coffee 💕

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Of course this made me think of Merlin. Which did Eggsy say? Which did Garry say? Did any of them make you think of a different character?

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“i hope not to be scraping one of you up. but if i do have to, and you're inside the target, please know i’ll be very impressed.”

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On September 10, 2014 a John Doe with amnesia…