My grandmother still hates Elvis after all these years because when she was in high school he was the guy the teen girls were obsessed over and she just didnāt care about him.
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āgave birth to two children, a son named Alcibiades the Younger and a daughterā is the funniest thing iāve ever heard
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instagram reel gems š»
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my advisor sent me a podcast episode to listen to
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research is going so well - might post some unpublished results on tumblr..
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lmao iām taing my advisor class next semester abe apparently the class starts at 35 and ends at 20 DAMN
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can you believe i missed my advisors birthday? it was my graduation and i saw him i just didnāt know it was his birthday
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guys i have the ballerest resume
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layout for new social media plattform tuberflex.com
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i'll devour hundreds of meals.
- the meal devourer
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absolutely incredible shit going on in circles of the internet I donāt even know about
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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pitsā¦ā¦. feetš¦¶š³ā¦.. and evenā¦ā¦.. down thereāļøāļøš±š¤Æš¤§ yeah.
We went there.
*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*
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iāve been crying laughing at this all morning itās so real
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