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betchiwilleatyou · 18 hours
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aw man guys please make sure you do NOT look up 'headless dead body corpse guts gore limbs off real dead body with guts out real death exsanguinated bones removed' on google images. this is the worst april fools of my life
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betchiwilleatyou · 18 hours
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hanging yourself probably feels sooo good for a second. Not in that one way. like a chiropractor. But also yea that way a little bit. #JACKINGOFF
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betchiwilleatyou · 19 hours
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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is
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betchiwilleatyou · 2 days
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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
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betchiwilleatyou · 2 days
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betchiwilleatyou · 2 days
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there ARE nsfw blogs. there are workarounds. you dont have to reblog "fuck your mutual from behind friday" to your main. though i guess i can't stop you
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betchiwilleatyou · 3 days
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knuckle tats that says libr rary
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betchiwilleatyou · 3 days
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yayyyy mutuals hiiiiiiiii reblog if you love your mutualssssssss hiii mutuals
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betchiwilleatyou · 3 days
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yeah this is my shitty fucking boyfriend he's bald and 4 feet tall if the crop yield is not good next winter i'll probably just eat him for sustenance
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betchiwilleatyou · 3 days
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betchiwilleatyou · 3 days
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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betchiwilleatyou · 3 days
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THE X-FILES (1993-2018) S01E10 ‘Fallen Angel'
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betchiwilleatyou · 3 days
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“vampirism is too romanticized these days” damn that’s crazy. I’m romanticizing it even more now though because you’re whining like this
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betchiwilleatyou · 3 days
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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