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Bucky is one of those ‘’ahh he’s too smart to be with a loser like me’’ guys abt Peter I know it

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Prompt idea:

Peter in trouble for whatever reason... ended up on the bad end of a club/his workplace getting held up/wrong place at the wrong time etc

So he has to call his ex. Maybe it's been a few years. But knows if anyone could help, it would be them..... especially with their own... questionable business dealings.

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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

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Peter: Ms. Nat, I think I've been stabbed. Natasha: What!? Who stabbed you? Peter: A.J.Smith Natasha: How the fuck do you actually know who stabbed you? Peter: *pulls knife out of stomach* He has his initials engraved in it! Natasha: Oh mY god! Don't pull it out! Peter: Oh sorry! I'll just put it back. Natasha, internally screaming: Don't. put. it. back. Peter: ... can I keep the knife? Natasha: NO! YOU CANNOT KEEP THE KNIFE!

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why don’t you like Peter Parker?

why do you like him is the better question. he has icky child hands, and i swear every time i see him he's staring at a wall

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Peter parker burying his face in his lovers chest, to sleepy to move as he cuddles in closer pinning the other to the couch.

And his partner/s having to deal with the cuddly spider :3

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I know it's probably the least the least seasonal prompt, but isn't a sucker for Peter not handling winter very well ever since the spider bite. He can't help that his body wants him to hibernate, but he can sure fight it! ...To a point. ...Okay, so he's not really at the top of his game when he groggily breaks into the nearest place he knows he feels comfortable enough to nap this off. (Whatever ship you're digging the most, they're all so good. >:)

Hiii :3 thank you for the ask and I hope this is what you wanted <3

P. S: sorry if it’s too short

It was always hard for Peter when things got colder, but now it’s far worse since the bite. The cold digging into his lungs as climbs up the old fire escape. He shouldn’t be here, and he knows it. But he goes anyways. The sleepiness consuming his senses as he pulls open the window, jimmying the lock like he used to.

The room feels so different since May died he left. He shuts the window quietly, like he did every night coming back from his patrol. Pulling off his mask, his hair sticking up in a mess like always. Breathing in the familiar scent that reminded him of who he is. Peter's shoulders drop as he stumbles out of the room. His mind foggy as he wanders through the apartment. Pushing open the door into May's room, and stumbling over to the bed. Crawling under the blankets. Sinking into the bed as he cuddles into the warmth. Already being consumed by sleep.

Completely unaware of the ex hydra soldier laying right beside him. Staring at the small spider who has climbed into his bed and cuddled into his chest and passed out straight away.

I might add an alternative ending where it’s smut but idk :^

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Peter: *Gets stabbed and is taken to banner to stitch him up*

Peter: This is the worst day of my life

Tony: I know I'm so sorry kid I should have-

Peter: I'm literally so embarrassed why is Bruce here

Tony: What the fuck.

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Parkner Headcanons cuz I’m perpetually in love

I imagine Harley flirting incessantly w Pete but he’s just an oblivious little bitch, hence the relationship status 🤧

My ig - teddytheartist 💕

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Harley Keener is a Hot headed protective bitch and Peter Parker should’ve seen this coming a mile away

Or that one time that Peter was hanging out with Harley in the busy NYC streets when a drunk man decided it was the best idea to slap Pete’s ass and holler at him right in front of Harley(‘s salad)

Cue the immediate fight that ensued between drunkman and southern boy that eventually Peter had to step into (bcs he’s Spider-Man goddamit) that landed them in jail within less than 30 minutes.

Harley think’s Peter looks really cute all scuffled up and Peter is having like 6 different panic attacks about the irony of being Spider-Man and being IN JAIL.

Don’t worry guys Iron Dad DOES bail them out (more like collects his cute blackmail material)(you know just in case they set the lab on fire … Again.)

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Fell right into the hype of the Barbie meme, in my defence I fucking love them aaaaa

(Pls if u have a better idea for a story inspired by my art feel free to write it out or watevs, just mention or tag me so I can see!! It’s cool!!)

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My art insta 🥸👍

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My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.

He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.

"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"

"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."

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Steve: so. You thought-

Peter: oh my god a live psa demo

Peter: can I video this?

Tony: a live what

Steve:

Steve: oh no

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Peter: can we get a puppy

Tony: no

Peter: why

Tony: we have Harley

Peter: but Harley isn't a puppy

Harley, spinning in circles trying to lick his elbow:

Peter:

Peter: never mind I see your point