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Posting for the first time in like. 6 months. I feel awkward. Like I ran into an ex-boyfriend at Wal-Mart and then that night he sent me a friend request on Facebook. Then I messaged him first admitting I missed his company and asked to be friends again. Ahh, Life.

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The Regular Show is so Pimp.

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How I Survived A Vicious Family Gathering

How To Survive A Family Gathering - My Way

Drink Champagne

Laugh awkwardly when everyone else is laughing

Make a pop culture reference

Drink More champagne

Color in a coloring book

Take Nap

Drink Wine

Play Battleship With Children

Drink More Wine/Champagne

Repeat

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One of the other people I stalk follow on here posted this earlier and I just couldn't help but think, "OMG THAT IS KORI"

And then she reblogged it. I Lul'd.

that moment when one of your friends starts reading/watching something you’re obsessed with

and you turn into a total freak

WHERE ARE YOU AT

WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE

DO YOU SHIP MY OTP

DO YOU HATE CHARACTER X HE/SHE/IT IS A BITCH

WHAT PART ARE YOU AT NOW

DO YOU LOVE MY BABY

TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS

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The 7th GIF from the end of your folder with words will be the last words you speak before you die.

Submitted by: Anon

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My manager at Chick-Fil-A is black. Again, not EVERY Chick-Fil-A is full of Bigots. In fact, the OWNER of my store has a gay cousin who comes in frequently to get free sandwiches.

Lolwhut has written a follow-up Tumblpost in which he asks the outraged public at large not to make sweeping generalizations about Chick-fil-A employees based on just one employee’s actions, but to “be respectful and THINK.” So please continue doing lunchtime business with Chink-Chick-fil-A: your source for anti-Asian purchase slips and heterosexual-friendly waffle fries.

Well, that gives me more reason to never eat at Chick-fil-A ever again.

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That's right, Obama. Tell Rick Perry he's being a douche in the most politically sound way possible.

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Since when was this not real food? Who cares about being healthy.

well I couldn't find real food so I grabbed some Bugles and hot chocolate with cinnamon and whipped cream.

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I love this man.

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My brother is a highly functioning autistic. He has autism spectrum syndrome.

Will anyone take a moment to read this?

This is my brother Mikey.

He has autism, and his birthday party is tomorrow.

My parents and I love my brother so much, I just wished other people felt the same way.

His birthday parties with relatives have never spent time with him or given him a gift. As if he didn’t understand.

His best friend (who was paid) never came back to see him since the summer …

and since then, we’ve been trying to find him new friends to hang out with.

My mom starts crying because she wants the best for her boy.

Most people don’t want to be friends with someone who’s “too different”… but I want to challenge this.

I want to show my mom and my brother how much people care about him.

He’s not going to have a big party like most would at 17, I will be thanking God if three people show up.

But could you spare a post on your blog for him?

I know someone out there thinks he’s worth it.<3

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Ugh. Fuck Skyrim.

My boyfriend has become a damn hermit since it came out. Tonight was the ONLY night I was free and it was the night he chose to do a Skyrim marathon for six hours. Note that I currently have no cell phone so he can't even text me a "hello" in the morning or any of that shit. I was banking on Skyping with him tonight. It would've been the only time I'd hear his voice. We're both working the rest of the week.

Fuck being an adventurer. He needs to take an arrow to the knee and spend some time with me.

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Beautiful. Simply marvelous.

Thor Odinson: MAN OF IRON, I KNOW WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE FOR THE WINTER SOLSTICE BESIDES A BALL OF FUR WHO EATS CARROTS BOLDLY IN THE NIGHT

Tony Stark: you are so not getting a rabbit but go on

Thor Odinson: I WILL CONVINCE YOU SOMEDAY. BUT WHAT I WOULD MOST LIKE TO OBTAIN IS A LITTLE BLACK MUSIC SQUARE, LIKE THE ONE LADY DARCY LEWIS OWNS

Tony Stark: an ipod? but why 

Thor Odinson: I AM ENAMOURED OF THE ONE CALLED ADELE. HER MUSIC PLAYS MY HEARTSTRINGS MOST ACHINGLY

Tony Stark: you WOULD like adele

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You stupid conservative motherfuckers REALLY need to read. And I don't mean Sarah Palin's memoir or another one of Glenn Beck's horrible lie factory NOVELS (those are NOT "political science books").

Read the New York Times or Time Magazine. Or listen to NPR. Just FUCKING EDUCATE YOURSELVES. If you bothered to read, you would realize how wrong you are.