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bettabastard · 4 days
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my secret agenda is getting my mutuals to to reblog and tell me how tall they think i am, and everyone is motivated by continuing a chain muahahahaha
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Autism be upon ye
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bettabastard · 4 days
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thanks doc!
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bettabastard · 4 days
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Thank you Mr docm77 for fighting the bigots this pride month
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bettabastard · 4 days
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SOMEWHERE IN IRAN!?
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
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bettabastard · 4 days
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If you were isekaied into 13–year-old you’s favorite show, would you survive?
(If you’re somehow under 13 on this site… then I guess use whatever your favorite show is now.)
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bettabastard · 7 days
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my friend mentioned armadillos and this immediately popped into my head for some reason
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bettabastard · 8 days
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knitting tutorial made by a twenty-something knitting influencer: 18 min long, 12 of those minutes being the intro and a sponsor plug, they show the first few steps of the tutorial at the slowest speed known to man, they show the most important steps at a neck-break speed, they stop every five seconds to talk about what they just did, 40,000 comments filled with questions ranging from insightful to “how do i knit”, filmed with a camera that costs more than a car, the tutorial is incorrect.
knitting tutorial made by a seventy-something grandmother: two min long, filmed 17 years ago, shows you what you want with the skilled patient hands of a beloved deity, made with the world’s shittiest camera, the best video on the fucking internet, four comments and 30 views, you lose the video and never find it again.
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bettabastard · 8 days
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An old friend
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bettabastard · 8 days
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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936
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bettabastard · 10 days
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They beat Jesus with this
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bettabastard · 10 days
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if there's 1 alcohol that tastes good to you pls vote for you like it <3
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bettabastard · 11 days
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Not sure if anyone has done this yet
Spin the wheel and get a dungeon meshi character!!
Tell me who you got in the tags :D
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bettabastard · 11 days
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Hopping on this trend for the CS fans
Spin the wheel to get a random Carmen Sandiego 2019 character
Rb and tell me in the tags!!
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bettabastard · 11 days
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Out of Touch
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bettabastard · 12 days
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it’s so crazy how genuinely every time there’s a body positivity post about being fat, literally all of the replies are skinny people dropping their whole life story
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bettabastard · 14 days
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I FOUMDH IT
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