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JIMMY IS DEAD, LEAVE ME ALONE.

retval x jimmy.

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CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY I AM BEING SHIPPED WITH MY EMPLOYEE.

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Have you thought about installing Linux on your computer

@randythehacker

NO, YOU ARE STUPID.

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OOC: THANKYOU

It’s like he’s still here..

Art by yours truly!! I tried my best to mimic the Chibi style..

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WHAT SHE HAS DONE IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN.

Leo, your kid is in trouble once more.

WHAT?! What's going on this time?!

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IT IS ALREADY DONE. JIMMY AGREED ANYWAYS I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE OUT OF YOUR SAD PATHETIC TRAP.

I MIGHT HAVE ACCIDENTALLY HELPED MY BOSS REVIVE JUSTICE. WHY IS THERE AN OMINOUS SHADOW BEHIND ME.

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YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT QUIET.

I MIGHT HAVE ACCIDENTALLY HELPED MY BOSS REVIVE JUSTICE. WHY IS THERE AN OMINOUS SHADOW BEHIND ME.

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more books = more blunt force weaponary

AND ILL USE THEM ON YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE.

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Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[ @judgementggj ]

(Ooc: he’s losing it)

OH, ITS YOU AGAIN. HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE YOUR LOUD FLESHY GIGGLES SOMEWHERE WHERE I DINT HAVE TO HEAR THEM.

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So uhh... what's that special thing we're doing tomorrow that you need me and Jimmy to dress nicely for?

IMPORTANT GUEST. STOP QUESTIONING ME.

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@mayshipii

freeeee meee from jail

…OK?

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If the office is closed to the public tomorrow, is it mandatory that I come in?

also, what'd you need all those books for??

YES. AND YOU WILL SEE.

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YOU WILL BE PROVEN OTHERWISE SOON.

MAKE HASTE, VICTORIA.

I DO NOT THINK YOU REALIZE WE ARE ON THE SAME SIDE.

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Hmmm? Is that so? I'll have to see you prove it first.

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Office will be closed tomorrow. Apologies for the inconvenience. - Jimmy

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I got those books you wanted from the library! I don't know what exactly you're planning on doing with them, but anything to help the boss!

HAHA, THANK YOU SO MUCH. JUST LEAVE THEM ALL THE DOOR ME AND JIMMY WILL INVESTIGATE FURTHER SOON.

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HOW UNFORTUNATE THAT YOU CALL ME A SCRAPPED FAILURE WHEN I AM FAR MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU BOLT BRAIN.

IVE HEARD YOU ARE WEIRD, ODD TIN-CAN SANDWICH MAKER.

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UGH I THOUGH THAT DEFECTIVE PROFESSOR SCRAPPED FAILURES?! AND DONT YOU COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME BOLTBRAIN!!

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I believe Eddie and Zato may be in need of your services

THEN THEY HAVE TO COME TO ME. I AM NOT SALVATION ARMY.