better-call-saul-goodman

[better-call-saul-goodman]

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Jesse MR. White's blog is gone!!!!

yea he said hes too busy for tumblr idk mn

[better-call-saul-goodman]

Your turn for word association!

White

Cash

Pinkman

Law

Kim

Easy!

Black

Money

Client

Justice

Lawyer..

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for no reason, what do you think of the name Gene?

Gene? As in Eugene? Hard pass, sounds like an old gym teacher with depression and a wandering eye. You've got to pick a name with some sex appeal! Now a name like "Saul", it just sounds better rolling off a lady's tongue, doesn't it?

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you should introduce nacho and jesse!

What do I look like, the matchmaker from hell?

[better-call-saul-goodman]

Okay. You're ruffling my feathers, I get it. I respect it. But is there any chance you could maybe nudge her into checking her phone? She does have her phone, right?

hanging out with @kimwexler-at-law

also got her a matching outfit.

[better-call-saul-goodman]

Wait wait wait! Where has she been?! Why are you buying her clothes? And who took the photo?!?

hanging out with @kimwexler-at-law

also got her a matching outfit.

[better-call-saul-goodman]

Well this was uncomfortable, don't say I never did anything for you, kid.

I suppose I'll have to tag @kimwexler-at-law next.

((ooc: lmao saul's was fun and correct. here's me trying to use pinterest collages for the first time))

search your name + core on pinterest and make a moodboard, then tag the next person or ur a bitch

i tag @better-call-saul-goodman @heisenbergthecook @yo-im-skinny-pete and @savannahoc882

bonus: u also gotta do it ooc

[better-call-saul-goodman]

I really couldn't tell you. Honestly! I don't know where they get these ideas. Maybe it's their deep-seated desires being expressed under the guise of anonymity? Perverted stuff, if you ask me. Which, again, I cannot stress enough, has nothing to do with me.

Have you ever been called kitten? Maaaybe by Nacho? Kim?

Of all the things I have been called, I don't remember "kitten" being one of them. Thankfully, I might add.

[better-call-saul-goodman]

I had nothing to do with it, hand to God.

Have you ever been called kitten? Maaaybe by Nacho? Kim?

Of all the things I have been called, I don't remember "kitten" being one of them. Thankfully, I might add.

[better-call-saul-goodman]

I'll pay good money if you call Jesse kitten

I, and I don't say this lightly, would pay money not to have to call him that. Luckily, I don't have to! Like I'd jeopardize a working business relationship for some anon's kink and a couple bucks. Give me some credit here.

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Rest assured I have no plans to. Besides, you're more akin to some type of canine.

Would you ever call Jesse kitten?

I've called him a lot of things but I think "kitten" would be the last thing I'd get to call anyone if I did that. But it beats "babygirl" I guess.

[better-call-saul-goodman]

Have you ever been called kitten? Maaaybe by Nacho? Kim?

Of all the things I have been called, I don't remember "kitten" being one of them. Thankfully, I might add.

[better-call-saul-goodman]

Would you ever call Jesse kitten?

I've called him a lot of things but I think "kitten" would be the last thing I'd get to call anyone if I did that. But it beats "babygirl" I guess.

[better-call-saul-goodman]

Well then consider your troubles as good as gone! Just stop by my office and we'll work out the details. And hey also, in the meantime, keep in mind some names you wouldn't mind say, being placed under the wheels of a large motor vehicle. Just to cover our bases, yeah? See you soon!

Yo @better-call-saul-goodman uh I may need to render your services bro...😅

[better-call-saul-goodman]

Ask and ye shall receive! Provided you can cover my fee of course. But! Consultations are free, and remember I'm the best money can buy. Now in the most delicate terms, what's the gist here? Got caught with someone else's pot in your pocket? Petty theft? Loitering?

Yo @better-call-saul-goodman uh I may need to render your services bro...😅

[better-call-saul-goodman]

You're just a sad, weird lil guy aren't u?

No, I am a lawyer. But I hear you, right, what's really the difference? Haha!

[better-call-saul-goodman]

Can you stop mentioning Kim? You're divorced, it's time to let go, seriously. Plus, you argued with her all the time.

Hey, I was asked a question and I answered it. Just what do you know about our relationship, anyway? Do I know you? Because I'd rather not.