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Tim: I can never tell if someone is flirting with me or just being friendly.

Kon: Maybe we should kiss until you figure it out!

Tim: Like platonically or-

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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POINT AND LAUGH

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Jodie Turner Smith @ The Vanitys Fair Oscar Party 2024

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heightened sense ‘2nd skin porcelain’ pant

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Mikey: I don't know if we should rescue April. It's kind of sexist.

Donnie: …

Donnie: Come again?

Mikey: Look around, Donnie. This situation is the damsel in distress trope. And I am not about to contribute to it.

April: …

April: Okay, you know what? You are making a really good point here, and I respect your dedication to the feminist cause, but this is not the time for it.

Mikey: Sorry, April. I can't do it. I stand with my beliefs.

Donnie: But she's already in distress! We just have to pull her out of it!

Mikey: Well, think of it this way - what do you see right here??

Donnie: Our friend! Who is in danger!

Mikey: Well, I see a very capable young woman. Sure, life's beaten her down a bit, but that's not gonna stop her. Nothing's gonna stop her!

April: Aww! Mikey!

Donnie: NOT IF SHE'S DEAD!

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snoopy reads mary oliver!!

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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Patreon

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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Never before have I identified with a tv character so much.