bettergothamrogue

[bettergothamrogue]

You know you can just ask if you need to stay the night.

Are you a 45° angle? Because you're acutie.

Awe. Dork.

Can you solve this equation I’m working on?

I <3 u

[bettergothamrogue]

Y

Hella high. Have you SEEN her with Edward???

[bettergothamrogue]

Are you the first natural number? Because you’re no. 1

Are you a 45° angle? Because you're acutie.

Awe. Dork.

Can you solve this equation I’m working on?

I <3 u

[bettergothamrogue]

V

It depends. Home alone, enjoying herself? Loud as hell. She will LET YOU KNOW.

Of course, when the kids are home she’s careful to keep quiet. But she’s still very vocal.

If she isn’t telling you, she’s not enjoying it.

Unless of course, she’s gagged. Even then, she’ll give whimpers and moans.

[bettergothamrogue]

Are you a 45° angle? Because you're acutie.

Awe. Dork.

Can you solve this equation I’m working on?

I <3 u

[bettergothamrogue]

C ?

Hands. She likes the feeling between her fingers.

Slick and sticky at the same time. Very much a contradiction humans perfected

[bettergothamrogue]

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭 - Redone

Send a letter and I will respond with a headcanon about the ns/fw topic that corresponds to it!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (where does your muse prefer to cum/have someone cum) D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) L = Location (favorite places to do the do) M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

[bettergothamrogue]

I can get a rough area within a mile of him with the trackers…

It… updates every 5 or so minutes.

Harper, have you seen Cheshire recently? I can't seem to find him anywhere.

I’ve called the school, I’ve called his usual hangout spots- I- I don’t know! I can’t find him! And my trackers aren’t working!!! Nonono— no this is BAD.!

[bettergothamrogue]

I have trackers that are able to adapt to the 2D universe… they’re just less precise… it’s harder to be precise with less dimensions…

Harper, have you seen Cheshire recently? I can't seem to find him anywhere.

I’ve called the school, I’ve called his usual hangout spots- I- I don’t know! I can’t find him! And my trackers aren’t working!!! Nonono— no this is BAD.!

[bettergothamrogue]

I feel awful… let’s… just go get our son back. Quickly.

Harper, have you seen Cheshire recently? I can't seem to find him anywhere.

I’ve called the school, I’ve called his usual hangout spots- I- I don’t know! I can’t find him! And my trackers aren’t working!!! Nonono— no this is BAD.!

[bettergothamrogue]

Right- ugh… I’m sorry Edward…

Harper, have you seen Cheshire recently? I can't seem to find him anywhere.

I’ve called the school, I’ve called his usual hangout spots- I- I don’t know! I can’t find him! And my trackers aren’t working!!! Nonono— no this is BAD.!

[bettergothamrogue]

hehe

*Yoinks the second dimension traveler*

I’ve produced more than two. And I have the blueprint. Do NOT FUCK WITH ME

[bettergothamrogue]

…I do, yeah. It’s at the lab… we can find him- just… have to find a 2-D universe with Cheshire in it….

We can find him..

Harper, have you seen Cheshire recently? I can't seem to find him anywhere.

I’ve called the school, I’ve called his usual hangout spots- I- I don’t know! I can’t find him! And my trackers aren’t working!!! Nonono— no this is BAD.!

[bettergothamrogue]

I was working on this thing the other night and I was using my universal teleporter. I must’ve left it out without thinking! The button on that thing is HUGE, Eddie! And if the trackers say that he’s in the second dimension I must’ve had a code typed in-!

Harper, have you seen Cheshire recently? I can't seem to find him anywhere.

I’ve called the school, I’ve called his usual hangout spots- I- I don’t know! I can’t find him! And my trackers aren’t working!!! Nonono— no this is BAD.!

[bettergothamrogue]

Even IF he got kidnapped again, my trackers wouldn’t ALL be bugging like this!! His captor would have to find them ALL, disable the precise locators, and set the minor trackers to…

The… second dimension…

Which wouldn’t… work here.

Oh fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck—

Harper, have you seen Cheshire recently? I can't seem to find him anywhere.

I’ve called the school, I’ve called his usual hangout spots- I- I don’t know! I can’t find him! And my trackers aren’t working!!! Nonono— no this is BAD.!

[bettergothamrogue]

Harper, have you seen Cheshire recently? I can't seem to find him anywhere.

I’ve called the school, I’ve called his usual hangout spots- I- I don’t know! I can’t find him! And my trackers aren’t working!!! Nonono— no this is BAD.!

[bettergothamrogue]

He was supposed to be at school… he hasn’t come home, and the school hasn’t seen him…

If anyone has seen my son Cheshire, please contact me. I haven't seen them since the other day.