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feel free to head to over to @taeicasso though!! i’m a bit more active on there but like i said a while back, these blogs aren’t at all my priority so i don’t get around to much on them !!

wow i havent posted on this blog in foreverr! long story short i dont think i’ll ever really be on here at all so i really apologize :( 

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wow i havent posted on this blog in foreverr! long story short i dont think i’ll ever really be on here at all so i really apologize :( 

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Neville: Hey, Harry? Can I get some dating advice?

Harry: Just because I’m with Ginny doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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my name’s harry, i’m 15 years old, and i never learned how to fucking cope with my emotions in a healthy way

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i’m so inactive sigh, sorry :(  

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harry potter, the chosen one, the boy who lived, who defeated voldemort twice as a child, victor of the battle of hogwarts, still can’t open a jar without giving up and asking his wife to do it for him

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wow okay i just wanted to say thank you for 300 followers!! i know i’m not very active since this blog isn’t my number one priority but thank you following nonetheless! love you all <3

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Sirius: *playing out of tune guitar*

Remus: Do you take requests?

Sirius: Sure.

Remus: Please stop.

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harry: everyone keeps telling me what my dad would or would not want

harry: WELL GUESS WHAT I'M MY OWN DAD NOW

harry: I'M GONNA HAVE COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST AND MY BEDTIME IS NEVER

james, from the afterlife: fuck 'em up son!

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moodboards: harry potter x ginny weasley

Then she was kissing him as she had never kissed him before … and it was blissful oblivion, better than firewhiskey; she was the only real thing in the world

@hogwartsschoolnet hogwarts challenge: relationships [1/7]

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harry potter, awake in bed aged 32: so what the fuck even is the function of a rubber duck

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George: [after joking about losing an ear] Oh, I’m kidding, Mum. Can we just lighten the mood a little?

Mrs. Weasley: No, we cannot. You know the rules of this house.

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i’m adopting hagrid as my uncle, anyone else want in

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Hermione: [to Ron and Harry] You guys are idiots, did you know that?

Ron: In our own defense, we actually did know that.

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book!fred and george: entrepreneurs and expert wizards, founded a successful business from nearly nothing despite low expectations and pressure to be something different than what they knew they could be

movie!fred and george: hey look! we're identical!

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sirius: hey moony, me and harry are moving in together

remus: sirius you're a wanted felon

sirius: how dare you tell me how to raise my godchild i just met

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neville: violence doesn't solve problems, though, it just makes more violence

ginny: idk, if we punch enough death eaters hard enough, eventually there will stop being death eaters

ginny: and then we'd stop punching them

ginny: because there's none left