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dave bayley wants me dead personally

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I don’t care about found family narratives. I need these hoes isolated

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if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

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“But Skyler fucked Ted!” I wish she’d fucked Walter’s mom actually. I wish she’d told Walt to kill himself every day for breakfast lunch and dinner. I wish she had taught Holly to say “dad sucks” as her first words. So no she wasn’t perfect.

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literally can't stop thinking about handsome boy mushroom

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Do you tend to like villains because you're at your core immoral in your real life too

i like villains because they're hot

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linkedin is full of people i wish i could kill myself in front of

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i think "oh my childhood doesn't even impact me that much" & then im Afraid To Sit in The Living Room

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tragedy enjoyers when even good intentions lead to ruin

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Jacob Elordi as Felix Catton Saltburn (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

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the tiktok being chinese spyware thing is actually true - as we speak xi jinping is collecting tiktoks from the US to create a tiktok cringe compilation bad enough to destroy the biden administration

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i love this image but i never have the opportunity to use it so i always quote it in my head instead

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what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

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