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new pickup line I've been trying: hi

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was at kawaii kon last weekend and commissioned this postal garfield

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Corkscrew Rules Postal Dude commission for @heksen-sabbat :)

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good. weve narrowed it down

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"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.

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napping is kind of like the gentleman's rest

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Look what I found in my sketchbook

The text on the last one is the title of Perturbator's song "Humans are such easy prey". Such a banger

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i will always be a jari apologist

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sorry man, i just looked that movie up on doestheantdie.com and...let's just watch something else, ok?

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Can has heavymedic?

bear hugs!

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This picture of a UPS worker delivering a package on 9/11 right after the second tower was hit is so fascinating to me. I totally would have used two buildings being blown up and the city infrastructure pausing as an excuse to not do my job. Just go back to the depot and call it a day. But no he’s bravely delivering that Backstreet Boys poster or whatever while everyone else stares at the buildings behind him in shock. Went “Well, that sucks. Can’t do anything about it I guess.”