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7 DAYS OF DAN AND PHIL [7/7] ↳ "oh my god i can't handle it"

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get phil on the grill, you say? okay, sure.

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Molly is especially good at relationships.

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the way the green dye was generally more hit or miss but the hoodie is so carefully uniformly perfectly black. dyeing everything in sight green bc u miss him but also so so carefully dyeing his hoodie black. because u miss him :( im ill does anyone else think phil might love dan a lot

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i had a very vivid mental image of dnp putting up a kill bill poster on that clean wall and dan just tweeting: "Uma Thurman just watched me win another Dan Vs Phil" with a picture of the poster

GOD I WISH HE WOULD.

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ダン ベビー 💖

@danielhowell

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My greatest fear is one day dnp kiss on camera but it turns out they kiss really weird and look like they're bad at it and become a viral twitter joke. That would be so embarrassing for us personally after all these years of riding their chemistry so hard.

honestly thats the real reason they dont kiss on camera cuz it would look scary to normal people

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adore the way dan calls phil my dude here

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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

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in the tetris vid they mentioned that they should decorate their wall so may I suggest something: kill bill poster

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it’s really funny to me that there were people who genuinely thought a) that dan and phil were straight and/or b) they were never together meanwhile there “uma thurman just watched me have sex” was just out there existing

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NO one has done it like emo Phil did back in the day 🫦

so fine he had my boy dan howell live tweeting every time they had sex like it was a steam achievement

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seven days of dan and phil - some fave gay moments [7/7]

dan: i thought we were a sex positive channel

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hi... dan said he loves our signs and that they're iconic and then personally dragged them up into the photo i love one (1) man. also we told him we all met because of him and phil and he was so genuinely happy and said it means so much and i WILL cry

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rewatching top dan memes of 2022 and i can’t believe that dans first thought was that the slutty nun costume would be funny, then he had second thoughts thinking it wouldn’t be funny it’d just be cringe and then he put it on and realized he looked sexy

“is this like not even ironically funny, but kind of sexy?”

YES IT IS

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Okay so it looks like Phil’s fabric dyeing was a continuation of the wad era swamp green-ing of everything because if I’m not mistaken (it’s low light but the rivets match and there’s a zip on the sleeve) this is the bunny hoodie in Japan already dyed black

I mean if anyone had two semi identical black hoodies with zip off sleeves and rivets it would be Dan but I think it’s the same one in spring 2023 which puts it squarely in Phil’s peak fabric dyeing phase