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*blows a kiss to every disabled member of the lgbt community*

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girlfriends 

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who’s ready to play a gay dad dating sim voiced by the game grumps

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Me too Matt.

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since its summer and getting hot: dont shave ur huskies/any double coated dog

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guys I actually shed a tear

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OMG I could die happy!!!!!!!! *passes out*

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How many kids do you want?

Me: 

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@t3hp0larbear you’re a butt! but i loves it lol

my twitter

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@toxictechnophile- you would so do this

okay so at my job we have this big warehouse full of all sorts inventory and it’s always really hard to find anything so for the last year I’ve been casually suggesting my “Warehouse Goblin” plan

which basically entails me moving into the unheated warehouse full-time t live i the rafters and figure out where everything is.

and then when they need something for the store they’ll come in with a food offering, shout out idk like “CAULKING GUNS” and then put the food on the floor and when they come back 30 mins later the food’s gone and the caulking guns will be there.

ideal I’d eventually look like Smigel idk.

Anyway I was telling my boss about this yet again and we just happened to be getting new name tags and he was making mine right after the conversation and the front says my name but the back

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I’m watching The Sword in the Stone for the first time in decades and I’ve gotten to the part where Merlin is trying to get Arthur to lose his virginity to a squirrel.

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@vetra-nyx

Isaac! Birb!!!

We’ve had a racing pidgeon in our garden for 4 days now.

It won’t let us catch it to read the ring on its leg, or check for a stamp on its wing. 

So i’ve had to go full Hanna barbera on it.

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vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”