"im so boring XD but at least my total lack of meaningful and important life experiences makes me quirky!!" WRONG ur not cute or special bc ur living the life of a disney channel character. DO HARD DRUGS AND HAVE WEIRD SEX RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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Not gonna say it again
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if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
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These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section
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haha! youve fallen for my wicked narcissist trick where i facilitate the ILLUSION that i love you by regularly ACTING compassionate of your feelings and respectful of your needs/boundaries so i can USE you for genuine human connection! ... confused? let me explain: basically, since i lack many of the experiential emotions that ontologically shallow dumbfucks deem as "making us human", im evil despite my behavior & perhaps even a monster! luckily this doesnt upset me because i dont care
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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
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It's crazy what 3 years of improvement does.
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panacea
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Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy
me: not true
Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform
me: thats right
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People who used tumblr for 8 months in 2014 are like “haha people still on tumblr. Still reblogging gifs of effy stonem” No I am participating in the premiere literary salon of strange women. We are inventing the culture
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