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yes I DO live under a rock and her name is the Moon and she is always smiling but she teaches me nothing
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sometimes I feel like discord is lacking emojis and so I make them myself. these ones in particular are my favorites
frog, toad, and soup!
Feel free to use them if you'd like!
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Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.
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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or
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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
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