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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

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Movies need to start awakening niche fetishes in people again

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is it gay for a guy to worry about his friends feelings?

yeah. it's a 7 on the scale. above frottage but below smoking cigarettes

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Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.

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“Resources for writing realistic injuries” no. I want to beat my characters to shit and I don’t care where the blood they’re coughing up is coming from. Like in anime.

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Where the hell is that poem by that welsh poet about laika............

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who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

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Who has more Schrodinger's Gender?

(aka who is simultaneously trans masc, trans fem, AND nonbinary)

PROPAGANDA

Bede (Pokemon Sword and Shield)

Most players can't tell whether he's a boy or girl when he shows up,

Lived under neglectful conditions under a corporate chairman (and we know how most corporations feel about lgbtq+) so he probably couldn't transition

He literally has the trans flag colors in his gym

Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce (M*A*S*H)

He's got such a big case of the genders for real

I can use any pronouns for her and it won't feel incorrect tbh. Their gender is silly rabbit and also The Bit.

"You're the woman my mother always hoped I'd be."

"Dear Dad, I'm bringing home a marine. He'll be the son you never had."

Refers to himself as "Aunt Hawkeye", and many, *many* jokes about getting pregnant

“frankly, I think I’m pregnant”.

There are hcs for just about every possible gender for this guy

he hates being called by his birth name.

he's a daddy's girl.

he wants to get pregnant so so bad.

he's masc in a teenage boy way despite being like 30.

his gender is whatever makes the joke land.

if he didn't live in the 1950s he would use he/she/they pronouns.

He is flamboyant, fey, lovely, constantly refers to himself as a girl, flirts with men and women and everyone, inc the priest, is really the most nb person ever to live.

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Oh holy shit they found Silphium alive and growing in the wild.

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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

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I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud

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