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Origin Companions and their reactions to The Tome™️:

Shady and Lazy: Go through it and say "Yes" to all the violent/dangerous ones and "No's" to any that are tamer because they're ~edgy~. Eventually they go back and put "Maybe" on everything because perhaps they don't actually like pain and do like more chill sex.

Karlach and Gale: Don't even open it, just hand their own journal back with "YES." written on every page. They've also been denied their Freak™️ and they are ready to let it out. Wyll has to convince them to actually look through it and they reluctantly do for his sake.

Astarion: Wyll didn't even show him out of consideration for Astarion's past. Unfortunately this pisses the elf off and he opens it expecting to scoff at what Wyll finds kinky. He's barely read three from the tome before slamming it shut and going "on second thought let's work on stopping me from dissociating during sex first".

I think once Wyll manages to get rid of the 24/7 demon surveillance he's had since before adulthood, that man is READY to get his Freak™️ on.

Wyll has had years of solitude and endless trashy romance novels to inspire him. He has a master list of sex acts and kinks he wants to experience or explore. They're all annotated and ranked based on how much he thinks he'll be into them. Each is listed from "easiest to do once he's released from non consensual devil chastity" to "practically a quest in of itself to achieve".

Wyll has traveled Faerun and seen all the beings it has to offer. He's canonically a monster fucker. He has a matching journal for his chosen partner so they can go decide what they want to pursue as a couple. Wyll may be old fashioned when it comes to courting but NOT when it comes to the bedroom.

Wyll: "Before we pursue this endeavor the poets call romance, before we decide to write our names in the stars as a shared soul of two bodies, before I call you mine and me yours, I must first ask you peruse this Tome of Desires I have created."

*slams down an absolute massive book with tabs and streams of ribbon spilling out of it from all sides*

Wyll: "If you would just fill out the accompanying Tome of 'Yes, No's, and Maybe's' our love will begin expeditiously."

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I think once Wyll manages to get rid of the 24/7 demon surveillance he's had since before adulthood, that man is READY to get his Freak™️ on.

Wyll has had years of solitude and endless trashy romance novels to inspire him. He has a master list of sex acts and kinks he wants to experience or explore. They're all annotated and ranked based on how much he thinks he'll be into them. Each is listed from "easiest to do once he's released from non consensual devil chastity" to "practically a quest in of itself to achieve".

Wyll has traveled Faerun and seen all the beings it has to offer. He's canonically a monster fucker. He has a matching journal for his chosen partner so they can go decide what they want to pursue as a couple. Wyll may be old fashioned when it comes to courting but NOT when it comes to the bedroom.

Wyll: "Before we pursue this endeavor the poets call romance, before we decide to write our names in the stars as a shared soul of two bodies, before I call you mine and me yours, I must first ask you peruse this Tome of Desires I have created."

*slams down an absolute massive book with tabs and streams of ribbon spilling out of it from all sides*

Wyll: "If you would just fill out the accompanying Tome of 'Yes, No's, and Maybe's' our love will begin expeditiously."

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I think once Wyll manages to get rid of the 24/7 demon surveillance he's had since before adulthood, that man is READY to get his Freak™️ on.

Wyll has had years of solitude and endless trashy romance novels to inspire him. He has a master list of sex acts and kinks he wants to experience or explore. They're all annotated and ranked based on how much he thinks he'll be into them. Each is listed from "easiest to do once he's released from non consensual devil chastity" to "practically a quest in of itself to achieve".

Wyll has traveled Faerun and seen all the beings it has to offer. He's canonically a monster fucker. He has a matching journal for his chosen partner so they can go decide what they want to pursue as a couple. Wyll may be old fashioned when it comes to courting but NOT when it comes to the bedroom.

Wyll: "Before we pursue this endeavor the poets call romance, before we decide to write our names in the stars as a shared soul of two bodies, before I call you mine and me yours, I must first ask you peruse this Tome of Desires I have created."

*slams down an absolutely massive book with tabs and streams of ribbon spilling out of it from all sides*

Wyll: "If you would just fill out the accompanying Tome of 'Yes, No's, and Maybe's' our love will begin expeditiously."

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Such beautiful eyes, it would be a shame a tadpole crawled inside them.

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Many have written about how Karlach throws Astarion, well… Don't worry, no Astarions were harmed! But I can't say the same about Gortash…

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if tumblr disappears i’ll send you a letter telling you to come meet me in silent hill and that i’m waiting for you in our special place

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Anyone seen the pilot yet? I’m just happy to see snarky-savage Riku again after KH3 and MoM not delivering 

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🌹💖🌹💖🌹

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Can you imagine suing Boeing and coming home to find Boeing's faulty plane parts washed up in your backyard?

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It's Valentine's Day & I'm chronically lonely, so have some Wyllstarion concepts I constantly think about:

Astarion telling Wyll that if one of 7,000 souls needed for ascension had been Wyll’s, he wouldn’t have even considered it. Wyll being told that not only did he save Astarion from ascending, but that Astarion values his singular soul over 7,000. Wyll who saw his soul as forfeit being overcome with such devotion.

Astarion takes Wyll to a festival, fully knowing there will be clowns. They freak him out, but he battles it because there’s a specific smile Wyll only does when clowns are involved.

Wyll is loopy after Astarion feeds from him and casually tells the stories behind all his scars. They’re mainly horrifying, and he nearly died from most of them, but the blood loss makes talking about it easy. Astarion wants Wyll to protect him, but he realizes then that no one has been there to protect Wyll. He then must deal with the fact that he might want to be that person.

Astarion doesn’t want to admit it, but he wants a good person to love him. Unfortunately, while good people can be forgiving of past evil, they tend to love good people. Wyll is unfortunately a good person, and Astarion wants Wyll to love him, which means Astarion would have to be a better person. Oh the hysterics this would throw the spawn into.

Wyll feeling trapped in his own body, after his transfiguration feeling like his body is Mizora’s and not his. Astarion being the expert of that feeling and being hell bent on making Wyll reclaim his.

Going off the concept of the undead having no soul: Trading his immortality and extended life span from being an elf , Astarion gains a soul to live a lifespan equal with Wyll. Wyll protests and insists that after he dies, Astarion should keep living and move on. Astarion explaining that a drastically shortened life with Wyll and the potential afterlife together is far more desirable than immortality. Telling him that while death is still terrifying, there’s a comfort knowing it will come after 200+ years of thinking it never would. Wyll again getting to experience devotion he always wanted but never thought he’d receive.

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honestly if I saved the world twice and my teacher told me I still had to take an exam to prove im worth using w giant key i wouldve bitten him. sora is way too patient

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Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

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you notice wyll ravengard looking at you, what do you do?

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Say cheese!!!

Drawing the whole damn squad was quite some work but I've done it. These are for MCM London specifically...getting them printed as little faux polaroid pics :3c

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First set of portraits - done ✔️

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it it us. we are the poor fucker :')

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POV: You’re being cringe at camp