laurence (or laurie) | he/it/they ⚣28 | no minors please
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When I die I wanna be resurrected as the crab in the bucket of crabs that pulls the other crabs back into the bucket. And I'll love doing it
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tenna when you leave him in the school supply closet in the dark
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usamerican voice: you see, education in the US is so uniquely evil that its designed to kill ANY wish you have for learning and it uses STANDARDIZED TESTS where you have to just memorize the answer long enough to answer and then forget. this is so unique and Does Not Happen anywhere else in the world,
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science has unveiled the worlds first ethical spamton
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