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"The Pale Elf"

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he was /srs

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I’ve got the BG3 gang goes to a gala quest tadpole wriggling around in my head

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The idea for this struck me like lightning this morning and I haven't known peace since

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was i sweet once?

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a flock of Astarion (doodles)

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That convo was so funny to me for no reason

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silence

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Playing as origin Astarion and telling Gale about Cazador

crying and throwing up over this

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Baldur's Gate 3 perfectly replicates the true D&D experience of forgetting half of the abilities that you and your party members have access to because there are so goddamn many of them

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careful repairs (on clive)

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guys i can't help it. i can't resist a war criminal with a final fantasy haircut

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genuinely bg3 is great at having npcs you slowly warm up to so it's like

act 1: well that gnome was a bit of an ungrateful tit

act 3: If You Don't Stop Being Mean To My Best Friend Barcus Wroot I'm Gonna Kick You Into A Chasm

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Do you know if anyone's listed out the changes to Wyll's story? I never played early access so I wanna know what's different

i don't know but i can give you a tldr

in ea wyll wasnt connected to karlach or hunting devils, demons, soulless, heartless, etc. he just really hated goblins

like. goblins were the worst things in the entire world

saw a goblin and his blood was just boiling and he wanted so much goblin death and massacre

a goblin took his eye and he wants to take that goblins eye

REVENGE

he was also an extremely cocky bitch and was very You Know You Want Me, Tav ;) etc etc. it was funny

oh and it was pretty obvious he was in love with or had sex with or both with mizora. and she was like ultra obsessed with his personal life

ma'am would like, get involved and interrupt the act 1 sex scene he had like invading ur minds so u both thought of and smelt mizora during the act and he has some dialogue after about how into her he was and stuff

uhh my memory is hazy like i genuinely only remember him being a goblin hating cocky shit with a devil ex girlfriend who was obsessed with him . i didnt enjoy romancing him cuz the mizora shit was Uncomfyyyyyyyyy like people think mystra was bad woof

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Ascended astarion fans can be very annoying just enjoy ur evil route in peace but don’t try to justify that it’s not an evil choice in the game like it’s objectively his evil route