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a few years ago i went on the minecraft wiki and jerked off to the drowned zombie sound effects

Thanks for sharing, anon!

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when the fried chicken recipe is 15 hours into the 20 hour buttermilk marinade

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most basic treatments for sickness involve some form of salt water (drinking electrolytes, gargling with warm salt water, epsom salt baths) as a way of microdosing going to the seaside

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how dogs think they look when they bark at the living room windows

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@doctor-rat-bastard

I bet it feels good as fuuuuck to slightly draw your sword with all the other knights in anger when a treacherous knave shows their face in the court

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In the ongoing trend of me being wrong about what people will find a hot take, apparently my saying that I think it's a worldbuilding failure to have a story where the gods are real but nobody is religious was much more controversial than anticipated. So I thought I'd explain where this came from.

I was reading a book fairly recently where there was a point where they told us that not only had the god(s) been real, but the god was dead and we were currently looking at the god's corpse.

At which point I went, the god?

Because there had been a god insomuch that people swore to them in the same way people now might say "oh god", but there was no indication of religiosity. The god(s) didn't matter to the story at all.

And so to reveal that a god had been real had sort of the same emotional impact of telling us that a giant megafauna had been real. Cool? But also who cares. (Which was a tremendous problem for the book because it was The Plot Twist of the book.)

Which brings me to the broader worldbuilding point I was making: gods exist in the context of religion. That's what a god is. And so for a god(s) to have meaning in your story, there must be a religion in your story (imho).

And that's not to say that character must necessarily practice that religion, or that that religious practice must include worship of that god.

But if your story has a god but doesn't have any religion? Then there's nothing for them to be a god of.

And you may be using god as a shorthand for a superpowerful being--but that only makes sense in the context of having a conception of god being a superpowerful being. If something is so powerful that they are like a god--what is a god, if there is no religion? What does that even mean?

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you have a disgusting "true love" fetish

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Thou shalt kill and thou shalt murder. Stab your brother make it hurter. Eternal war of violence pain will rip apart what we have lain. The Tumblr creed

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universities will be like have you paid the $55 kill yourself fee yet

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Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?

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i like the genre of animal photos where you can tell they just dipped their face into a carcass and they dont even care (artistic interpretation)

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Look at them tiptoeing.

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i've started just saying "Loved an image" in group texts with iphone users when they use the reaction thing

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Somebody with a fetish for appropriate workplace safety regulation compliance, who can't figure out how to find porn because they get instantly turned off when they see the arconym NSFW.

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