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Bovine figure of the day: Toymany Bison

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the bisexuality was there. it didnt change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the bisexuality was there

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Sorry 🙈 we 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 missed you 😅 You've reached the Stanleys 😀 we're just your average 🙂 nuclear family 🎉 Tommy's at softball 🥎 Marcie's at Chess Club ♟ Mommy's out shopping 🤑 🛍 Daddy is Elsewhere 🤷🏻‍♂️ it's not really important 🙅‍♂️ what Daddy's doing 🤨 Going for long walks isn't illegal 🤫 Just cause he comes home 🏡 with dirt in his nail beds 💅 That doesn't mean you have a werewolf dad! 🐺🙅‍♂️😱

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He shrinks himself so he can lick her

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as far as im concerned all magic is blood magic

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Shitty parents will guilt their kids about how much they have to suffer to put a roof over their head, like having kids was the only reason they had to grudgingly give up on a lifelong dream of being homeless.

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Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason

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I was lucky enough to be able to commission the insanely talented @mooreaux for this piece of Gortash and Morgayne, my Dark Urge. I am so thrilled with how it has turned out, working with them was a great experience and I would not hesitate to recommend!

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hey… that’s…. uh…..

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>two parts oatmeal one part milk

that shit goes down smooth as silk

>two parts oatmeal one part rice

kinda weird but could be nice

>two parts oatmeal one part stew

now it's getting hard to chew

>two parts oatmeal one part mole

um no thanks i'm really full

>two parts oatmeal one part mouse

what the fuck dude leave my house

>two parts oatmeal one part arm

where'd that come from who'd you harm

>two parts oatmeal one part ned

who is that oh god he's dead

>two parts oatmeal one part gourd

oh fuck yeah i'm back onboard!