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There's a trick for the long run: more alchohol

The thing about alcohol is that it cures my anxiety in the short run while making my anxiety worse in the long run.

This is also the thing about the Internet.

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Get compressef idiot

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That is the mark of a true ally/neutral party

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

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Prev is attempting to replace spiders georg after he stopped being counted

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

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I wonder if at some point in the future a culture shift will cause the poll to switch, and people to start voting for everything but the horsie.

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Image on the right looks like the ghost got fuckin yanked

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Just woke up from a dream where I made a surprisingly coherent tumblr post

If someone had magnetism powers I would just fill my house with tine metal objects. Like fuck this guy

Not the exact wording, but the most accurate I can offer. I think the idea was that the magnet guy could only magnet one thing at a time.

I was also writing this in the form of a pair of trees, where each branch was a letter

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What fucking tactical purpose does this serve? Were they fighting dragons??

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Snake head frog body?

herpetological guide

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i think minecraft could be so much better of a game if they added watermelon in game

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Keyboard with a workig key

the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man

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While there are enemy soldiers coincidentally on their territory, the dwarven king Seahl has been slain by Pybbah.

Like 50 feet north the elven soldiers have destroyed a dock, two windmills, a house, and two more buildings I assume are also houses. One just seems like a generic building and the other was destroyed with such intensity it doesn't even have ruins. There's just a ring of fi tree around some dirt where the grass was burned away. The windmill was also set on fire, so I'm guessing one or more of the soldiers is a pyromaniac but there's like 50 of them so I'm not gonna check which.

Pybbah has taken another dwarven king. It seems he will soon become the elve's problem

Yoochilo, one of the elven military leaders sent to invade the dwarven kingdom, is currently beating a 9 year old dwarf named Gor Rahor to death with his legendary wooden stick, "Big Woodstick

I zoomed out and found that there is a wave of fire spreading from where the elf invasion force first docked across dwarven land, devastating the environment (and also the dwarven infrastructure)

Pybbah has just avenged Gor Rahor by beat Yoochilo to death while pinning him against a campfire.

It turns out that wave of fire isn't nearly as devastating to the ecosystem as I thought. Huh.

The humans have declared war on the dwarves. This will change absolutely fucking nothing.

The orcs are plotting to declare war against the dwarves. Again. Everyone fucking hates these guys except apparently the elves, who have changed their mind about the war after halving their population.

Despite their plans to establish peace, the elves have sent in 22 more soldiers. The humans have also sent in 15 of their own soldiers.

The clash of angels has ended.

Some human soldier named Gos just killed 2 dwarven kings back to fucking back. I don't think even a minute of game time has passed since the humans arrived.

The orcs have officially redeclared war on the dwarved.

The dwarves are now down to one town, a square of habitable land only accessible to the rest of the world through two unnecessarily long and winding paths through the mountains. I'm sealing both off for their protection. That shall end the battle. There are now 29 dwarves left, down from around 150.

Playing worldbox rn and made a world where there's a bit of land in each corner with people on them, one for each kind of guy. They've all violently united, so there's one elf kingdom, one dwarf kingdom, one orc kingdom, and one human kingdom. The human kingdom is ru. By an administrator, the other three are run by diplomats. Despite this, the orcs and elves have both agreed they hate the dwarves and seperately declared war on the now only dwarven kingdom. Both of these wars were declared before anyone had boats. All four kingdoms bow have boats, but none of them have figured out they can put soldiers on those boats. Also I put an invincible insane rhino in the dwarven kingdom five years ago that they're still fighting. It just killed their king.

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HUGE NEWS. THE ELVES HAVE SENT AN ATTACK SHIP.

After seven years of war(?), the first battle of the "Clash of Angels" is about to occur.

Playing worldbox rn and made a world where there's a bit of land in each corner with people on them, one for each kind of guy. They've all violently united, so there's one elf kingdom, one dwarf kingdom, one orc kingdom, and one human kingdom. The human kingdom is ru. By an administrator, the other three are run by diplomats. Despite this, the orcs and elves have both agreed they hate the dwarves and seperately declared war on the now only dwarven kingdom. Both of these wars were declared before anyone had boats. All four kingdoms bow have boats, but none of them have figured out they can put soldiers on those boats. Also I put an invincible insane rhino in the dwarven kingdom five years ago that they're still fighting. It just killed their king.

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Also the dwarf kingdom's new ruler is a 15 year old named Seahl. If anyone wants to chime in on if I should kill Pybbah the rhino, banish them to the mountains where they can't hurt the dwarves anymore, or something else, I'll listen to the first reasonable ask.

Playing worldbox rn and made a world where there's a bit of land in each corner with people on them, one for each kind of guy. They've all violently united, so there's one elf kingdom, one dwarf kingdom, one orc kingdom, and one human kingdom. The human kingdom is ru. By an administrator, the other three are run by diplomats. Despite this, the orcs and elves have both agreed they hate the dwarves and seperately declared war on the now only dwarven kingdom. Both of these wars were declared before anyone had boats. All four kingdoms bow have boats, but none of them have figured out they can put soldiers on those boats. Also I put an invincible insane rhino in the dwarven kingdom five years ago that they're still fighting. It just killed their king.

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Playing worldbox rn and made a world where there's a bit of land in each corner with people on them, one for each kind of guy. They've all violently united, so there's one elf kingdom, one dwarf kingdom, one orc kingdom, and one human kingdom. The human kingdom is ru. By an administrator, the other three are run by diplomats. Despite this, the orcs and elves have both agreed they hate the dwarves and seperately declared war on the now only dwarven kingdom. Both of these wars were declared before anyone had boats. All four kingdoms bow have boats, but none of them have figured out they can put soldiers on those boats. Also I put an invincible insane rhino in the dwarven kingdom five years ago that they're still fighting. It just killed their king.

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‘no one uses tumblr!’ ‘tumblr is dead!’ no there’s at least enough people for us to point at each other and go ‘10k notes!!!!!!’ and it can happen

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Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.