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Katy Perry just grabbed me by the back of the neck and put my head through a glass china cabinet
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two pieces of kind of obscure baltoy merch i own. the mega bloks baltoy and the mighty beanz baltoy. i call them bloktoy and beantoy
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goes back to medieval times
oldschool runescape music is actually playing everywhere i go
me: i knew it
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How do they make the food in ghibli movies look so tasty
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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.
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pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute
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Turn the music down please. I need to say something. I just wanted to say they sang this on glee
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