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its so windy my poor poor chickens are being blown around like dry leafs they look like this

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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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compilation

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Fun idea

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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

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Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

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internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

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i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

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trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

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Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".

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Elvis are you immortal ?

Woah mama my time in the desert has made me immune to the sands of time

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The beast that keeps disturbing our village.

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The difference between 1/2 cup of rice and 1 cup of rice is like 18 cups of rice

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AEGISLASH + JIRACHI

It offers untold riches and powers to those bereft of morals. But for every wish it grants, it carves off another slice of their soul for its own consumption.