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[bi-gender-sorcerer]

Oh, yeah… That’s stupid.

Hey what happened to your main blog? You okay?

My parents made me delete the other one, but they haven’t found this one! And I will make sure they don’t

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

Oh dang. That sucks. Do you know why they made you delete it?

Hey what happened to your main blog? You okay?

My parents made me delete the other one, but they haven’t found this one! And I will make sure they don’t

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

Neat…

*I take a look at the options, going for a male base*

*Jade sees an advertisement*

Woah. Cool…

And free?!

*They immediately look how to order a robot maid*

-@bi-gender-sorcerer

*As soon as you do whatever you are looking it up on opens a physical customization screen*

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

*I just giggle*

Hey Aito! Hi!

(You see Jade running up to you excitedly, waving their arms around)

Guess what!

-@bi-gender-sorcerer

Uhh… what?

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

*I smile at your predicament mischievously*

Silly~

Hey Aito! Hi!

(You see Jade running up to you excitedly, waving their arms around)

Guess what!

-@bi-gender-sorcerer

Uhh… what?

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

Yeah.

Hey Aito! Hi!

(You see Jade running up to you excitedly, waving their arms around)

Guess what!

-@bi-gender-sorcerer

Uhh… what?

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

Don’t. Just don’t.

Considering self-amputation

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

To Whom It May Concern,

As part of my duties as Overseer of Wizard Island Island and its multi dimensional territories, I am responsible for taking Housing Census of all Willing and Sentient Folk who abide here.

All I ask is any Written/Illustrated/Psychically Transmitted Description of your current residence, as well as cultural or geographically notable Landmarks nearby. If you wish to include direction (ie. North, West, Southeast) I will attempt to include you on the Wizard Island Island Map as well.

PLEASE NOTE: Information you share MAY be included in records or documents considered public access. DO NOT INCLUDE SENSITIVE INFORMATION or ANY information if you have had issues with the GOBLIN MAFIA at any point in history.

I hope this Letter finds you well,

-@cavolfire-the-roasted Overseer of the Brassica Sect of Magic and Territories of Wizard Island Island

*Writing back*

“I don’t have any one place of stay. I mostly wander about the island, though I do have some friends’ homes I stay at once in a while, such as @ignisuadaroleplay and @good-wizard.

-Jade, sorcerer.”

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

*You see someone who appears to be a very androgynous guy wearing fine multicolored robes, sopping wet from the rain a few minutes ago*

Hi… I’m Jade.

*Someone is at your doorstep*

Hi! Can I come in please? It’s really cold out and I don’t have anywhere to stay…

-@bi-gender-sorcerer

Oh hells. Of course.

*He holds the door open for you*

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

Noooooo…

I don’t wanna… *yawn*

Go… sleep…

*snoring*

GOD I LOVE ABUSING SLEEPING MAGIC. CURSE OF NAPTIME!

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

…

Hey Aito! Hi!

(You see Jade running up to you excitedly, waving their arms around)

Guess what!

-@bi-gender-sorcerer

Uhh… what?

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

Okay~

*I walk through the door*

Hey Aito! Hi!

(You see Jade running up to you excitedly, waving their arms around)

Guess what!

-@bi-gender-sorcerer

Uhh… what?

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

I meant the way you’re acting. Silly~

Hey Aito! Hi!

(You see Jade running up to you excitedly, waving their arms around)

Guess what!

-@bi-gender-sorcerer

Uhh… what?

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

You’re cute~

Hey Aito! Hi!

(You see Jade running up to you excitedly, waving their arms around)

Guess what!

-@bi-gender-sorcerer

Uhh… what?

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

Eh. I thought it was funny.

*I let you down*

Hey Aito! Hi!

(You see Jade running up to you excitedly, waving their arms around)

Guess what!

-@bi-gender-sorcerer

Uhh… what?

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

Heh~

*I scoop you up and carry you to the door before dropping the paralysis spell*

Hey Aito! Hi!

(You see Jade running up to you excitedly, waving their arms around)

Guess what!

-@bi-gender-sorcerer

Uhh… what?

[bi-gender-sorcerer]

*I stare at you and stay still*

Hey Aito! Hi!

(You see Jade running up to you excitedly, waving their arms around)

Guess what!

-@bi-gender-sorcerer

Uhh… what?