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not to channel george orwell on main but nows the time to start keeping hammers next to every electrical device u own lol

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what is Jake on & how do I get my hands on it? ugh his mind

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I had my first orgasm (involuntarily) to keetongu dying in one of the bionicle movies

do i look like a priest to you

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Does anybody else like, revert back to the books/tv/movies u loved as a child whenever things in your life are about to change

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soon as i track down the ceo of clownery youre all going to be unemployed

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LUPITA NYONG’O Vanity Fair | 2019 › ph. Jackie Nickerson

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if your favorite flavor of something is “mixed berries” then you have a sick mind

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if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

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Outfit idea

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shout out to my girls who do jack shit... you’re not out here and we love it

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I Gave Myself A Claire’s Makeover - Jenna Marbles