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Fight me

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Fairy Tail: I came for the plot but stayed for the fanservice

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savage

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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B O R U T O CALENDAR 2017

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Wendy: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous.

Erza: Holding a really sharp knife to their throat usually works for me.

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[clenches fist] i just really love space

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Tumblr Code.

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Dumbledore, died at age 115

Horcruxes made: 0

Voldemort, died at age 71

Horcruxes made: 7

Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.

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Bitch you basic

I'm basic where?

You basic down there

...

The vagina has a pH of 3.8 to 4.5

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You’ve found Money Ruby! Reblog and she will scatter riches through your day!

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i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;

“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”

“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community” 

“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”

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“Just divorced the son of a bitch” oh my god

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a weeaboo couple breaks up

weeb 1: you and i are no longer daijoubu

weeb 2: hontou?! anata breaking up with watashi desu ka?!

weeb 1: hai, demo we can still be tomodachi

weeb 2: iie. arigatou for nothing, baka...

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64bitwar:

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

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Happy birthday to my broest bro, @urnotevenpunkrock