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Psych – 7.11: Office Space

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working a soul-sucking 9-5 because my dream job — giving Carlton Lassiter kisses and gifts every day forever — does not exist

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When I get called Bianca and not Toaster

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hey king I’ve noticed you’ve been getting a lot of asks in your inbox about you being autistic and how they’re sort of distressing you. Do you want me to kill them for you, free of charge

You're offering to commit a felony. On my behalf. In my inbox. Do you people think before you send me things? Listen. If — emphasis on "if" — I have some sort of brain dysfunction, then I've been effectively hiding it from my therapist — the only one here with the authority to recommend the diagnosis — during all that therapy I've been winning. Which essentially means, nothing's wrong with me. Whoop whoop, party's over. Everyone go home.

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👀 I am omw

i wanna get drunk and snoop through your desk. pls im very nosy and i want to know what secrets you're hiding in there

Public intoxication is a misdemeanor punishable with up to six months jail time. This isn't even mentioning the potential breaking and entering charge. So yes, please, go ahead. I haven't had a good arrest in a while. I'll be waiting.

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So like, is anyone else going to snap Carlton Lassiter in half in a fit of cuteness overload or should I just go ahead? (Said in a tone that suggests I’m not going to be waiting for an answer)

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extremely funny casting choice to pick a man that looks like a haunted porcelain doll play a gruff, hypermasculine detective

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Our favorite Head Detective!

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hello sir

with your permission ofc

may I court you?

I bring many things to the table, such as:

I dont like squirrels either

your dead clown story? I find it fascinating and would love to hear more

I can supply u with chloroform to help u continue building tolerance to it

I.. like ur sternum bush very much

dear god ur so attractive pls give me one chance

ahem

sorry I lost composure

but do consider my offer sir

my regards.

Slow your roll, pal. If we're going to court, it's going to be the court of law. Probably when I locate the bugs you must have planted near me.

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I think they may be asking if you’ve got that dog in you

but I could be wrong

are you a dog?

What does this mean. Answer carefully.

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YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT 

DELETE DELETE DELETE AAAAAAAA

So like, is anyone else going to snap Carlton Lassiter in half in a fit of cuteness overload or should I just go ahead? (Said in a tone that suggests I’m not going to be waiting for an answer)

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The greatest news ever actually

@hd-carlton-lassiter-sbpd

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So like, is anyone else going to snap Carlton Lassiter in half in a fit of cuteness overload or should I just go ahead? (Said in a tone that suggests I’m not going to be waiting for an answer)

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best blunt rotation. has to be in the sbpd

God, no. Not doing that again.

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Noooo no wait! Don’t leave! I take it back, or whatever, just don’t go!

How do you feel about being caged

Pardon?

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But when they do, they’re enemy number one? Based on prior events?

what's your opinion on sharks? alive ones, of course.

I like it when they don't eat evidence.