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not nonbinary but an assortment of other identities... transmisc

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In 4th grade, my bff was in a death feud over chess with a boy in our class but instead of competing like normal people they decided that the best way to determine who was chess master was for each of them to select one of the two biggest idiots in class and teach them to play chess, My Fair Lady style, and see whose idiot won. We are just now, 22 years later, grappling with the moral implications of this exercise.

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this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger

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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

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Lol

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Just Dance Gonna be okay Da do do Just Dance Spin that record babe

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going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

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Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary

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has anyone posted this yet. best tweet ever written

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i... am... not... depressed!!! my telekinesis halfheartedly shoves a couple things around the room

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a meeting of creatures…

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An underrated horse fact is that if you have horse that is both A. Not stupid and B. Likes you, it will actively try to prevent you from falling to your doom when you fuck up as a rider. Like actually make an effort not to drop you like a cell phone. I think horses deserve more credit for that.