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Motivations

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just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

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The Winter Soldier

Full illustration is posted on my Patreon!

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i saw the cutest pair on their way to the dumpster this morning, they looked like this:

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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i want to be an actor in porn but not a porn star i want to be the evil wife whose husband is having a lurid gay affair and i pretend i don’t notice while they’re doing looney toons shit to each other under the dinner table. that’s acting to me

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch

Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers (1993) Dir. Nick Park

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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary

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all of my bride eds so far 🩸👰💐💍🗡️

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.