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just found out a gacha game i played years ago EOS'd last year so now my husband from it is DEAD should i draw him

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Measured In Feet

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coupon applied you saved one william dollars

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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Jambu Fruit Dove (Ptilinopus jambu), male, family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, Singapore

photograph by Tony Wong

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you think youre so funny and cool huh. well you are. i love you

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i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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i think it's cute when americans talk about being from the 'great state of connecticut' or like 'the great state of wisconsin.' not when it's texas or new york or california obviously because then there's the fear that they're being serious. but when americans adopt that really earnest tone and are like 'god bless the great state of delaware' in response to a picture of a seagull swallowing an entire ziplock bag full of cheese-its. I think that's very endearing

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Phyllis Shafer (American, b.1958)

"Cadmium Sluice," 2023

Oil on linen

18 x 20 in

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houseplant type friend

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collect my flop posts

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It’s up to you how you decide (cooked, raw, best shape, something else)—I just want to know what you think:

(Extra credit if you also add in the notes or tags what your LEAST favorite berry is. Inquiring minds want to know!)

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Oh 😳 sorry didnt mean to disturb

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ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy