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the signs as john mulaney quotes

aries: Here’s a story I once heard about me taurus: It’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them gemini: Now when people make fun of me, I deserve it cancer: This might as well happen leo: I’m a little fat girl virgo: Detective! We found a pool of the killer’s blood in that hallway! Mmm… Gross. Mop it up! libra: I always thought quicksand was gonna be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be scorpio: No one knows what you’re talking about, you idiot! sagittarius: In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin capricorn: “John, that bathroom’s been closed for FORTY YEARS" aquarius: I’ll keep all my emotions right here.. and then one day, I’ll die pisces: Thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to this day.

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Forgive me if this has been posted already, but I wanted to share my joy with you.

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i don’t know what i’m supposed to feel about this

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These 5 ladies made my childhood pretty, Happy Blackout Friday <333333333

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lion

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Mom Universe and HAIR

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…. was cryin so hard during this not gonna lie 

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confirmed

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When you’re an otaku trash who abandoned your girlfriend to watch NGE and hentai

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reasons to watch steven universe

very positive

super pretty backgrounds and colour schemes

characters that actually have different body types (and not made fun of it)

non nuclear family

main and side characters of colour

canon non-binary characters 

super-duper precious protagonist who doesn’t have a single mean bone in his body

one of the best soundtracks ever it’s really calming and just even sounds pretty

love is quite a big theme???

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what makes the signs happy

aries: people listening to them and doing what they say

taurus: not doing anything the entire day except sleep and eat

gemini: being able to talk hours on end about what they like

cancer: feeling like someone's first option

leo: everyone praising them on something they're proud of

virgo: feeling needed and competent

libra: having everyone like them

scorpio: finding someone that understands them and doesn't think they're insane

sagittarius: feeling like they're better than everyone

capricorn: being successful/having their hard work pay off

aquarius: being able to show off their intellect

pisces: making someone else happy

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This… sits well with me

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i said i wouldnt do this im sorry