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bidoofenergy · 21 minutes
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me: sitting here drawing a bunch
my left hand: ow. ow. ow. i hurt.
me: you're. not even the hand i'm drawing with. you're just chilling. what is your fucking problem.
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bidoofenergy · 22 minutes
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here's the full Cub drawing from the rift piece's background
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bidoofenergy · 2 hours
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mr. freeze when he's asked why he spent the weekend stealing all of gotham's ice cream trucks instead of working on his research or whatever
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bidoofenergy · 4 hours
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dropped the walrus vs fairy question on a group of psychologists today and not only did the majority agree the walrus would be more surprising, the one with the strongest background in research responded to the ‘but fairies aren’t real’ argument with “are your beliefs so inflexible that you’ve never considered you might be wrong about what’s real and what’s not?” and honestly i haven’t recovered
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bidoofenergy · 7 hours
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Narcisse
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bidoofenergy · 10 hours
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Doodle of the ice guys
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bidoofenergy · 10 hours
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Sauron: “I like your Silmarils”
Morgoth: “Thanks, I stole them from the president”
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bidoofenergy · 10 hours
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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)
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bidoofenergy · 11 hours
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The Cove.
Samuel John Lamorna Birch
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bidoofenergy · 11 hours
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
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bidoofenergy · 11 hours
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guards. whump that man.
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bidoofenergy · 12 hours
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thinking about everyone’s fave trope: butch knight x femme princess
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bidoofenergy · 12 hours
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bidoofenergy · 13 hours
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Those who protest against Israel's genocide are punished for antisemitism.
But for some strange reason, authorities have never cracked down on antisemitism any other time. Any other time, antisemitism is considered free speech.
It's almost as if they know damn well that protesting against Israel is not antisemitism.
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bidoofenergy · 13 hours
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I’m putting in my too weak notice.
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bidoofenergy · 13 hours
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bidoofenergy · 13 hours
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