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road work abreast

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Saw a post about jewish weddings from around the world but it lacked Jewish-Iranian weddings. I can't, for the life of me find that post but here you go:

4 generations of Jewish-Iranian weddings:

Sormeh Kimiabakhsh (middle row, left) photographed at her marriage to Morvārīd Khānom (Naneh Morvārīd) in Hamadan, 1910. Courtesy of Saba Soomekh.

Jewish wedding in Tehran, ca. 1963. Courtesy of Mapping Jewish L.A.

Behrouz Roya Wedding [n.d.], courtesy of Michael Zahab, Mapping Jewish L.A.

Clayton and Bahar Soomekh-Frech on their wedding day in Santa Monica, 2001. Courtesy of Saba Soomekh.

Learn more about the history of Jewish-Iranian weddings

Honorary mention of this one groom giving the performance of his life😂:

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captchas 10 years ago vs captchas now

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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"

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Is it “lazy” or is it making something accessible for a disabled person?

Is it “lazy” or is it none of your business?

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“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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When they make Sherlock Holmes and Irene Norton née Adler have sexual tension I get so angry that steam comes out of my ears. First of all that woman has a lovely husband whom she risked her well-being and outsmarted royalty for. Second of all, she’s like Lana Del Rey to Sherlock Holmes. He keeps a photo of her in the way stan twitter has screenshots of their fav artists. This is not a heterosexual dynamic.

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if you’ve ever kept any kind of bug as a pet (i used to raise madagascar hissing cockroaches, myself), then it is pretty obvious that they have feelings and are capable of great individuality and even personality among members of their own species. there is a tendency to not be willing to admit this, which i think comes from a place of convenience moreso than of ignorance. it’s not that people don’t know bugs are little animals, it’s that thinking of them that way makes life a bit more complicated. still, it’s not like i’m going to give up fly paper…

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um the enemy of my enemy is kissing me with tongue

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my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

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Tw (pranking):

Keep reading

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I wake up. A thought enters my mind: gay sex. I experience another thought: I am in excruciating pain

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When you’re driving home at night and you meet a Ford F-150 on the road

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"Fealty," a follow-up to this illustration: 👀

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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.

Go!!

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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad