I take immense psychic damage from the united states election cycle
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Are you a Dom or sub?
I love dominos and subway but it really just depends on the night and what I’m feelin
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The Great Unanswered Question:
What the hell happens to every country on the planet that isn’t the US in YA dystopias
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each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more
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you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
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why do men think catcalling is a compliment if they really wanted to make me feel good about myself they would cower in fear and cry out in terror as i descended upon their villages and towns in all my horrible glory
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My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought
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Employer: so tell me, why do you want this job?
Me: I must survive capitalism
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