not sure if someone else explained but the 'canon divergence: lube' post references the very much lubeless sex they unfortunately have in the novel </3 where is the fantasy ancient china sex ed when we need it
There is a reason I don’t read the novels and I <3 censorship
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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midwest transmasc t4t couple
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. mongoose in the desk drawer, inflatable octopus in the closet, boxing kangaroo attack, magic cowbell. egg.
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epic sword pull sequence
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and hast thou slain the jabberwock?
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tragic fictional siblings... save me...
tragic fictional siblings
save me tragic fictional siblings
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Propaganda:
Utena and Anthy: There's literally a scene where they eat poisoned biscuits and tea and casually confess to each other that they poisoned the tea/biscuits respectively and then quietly continue eating said biscuits and tea. It's a metaphor for how much hurt they've caused each other throughout their relationship whether it was on purpose or through willful ignorance đź‘Ť They then make a promise to eat biscuits and tea together again in 10 years time <3
Haruka and Muu: Haruka has extremely low confidence and Muu is a pampered rich girl. They form a codependent relationship where Muu bosses Haruka around and he does everything for her. In exchange he gets affection and attention, which he desperately craves. They are both prisoners who have committed murders, and are being judged to see if the murders were justified or not. Haruka said he would kill himself if Muu wasn't voted justified. Very toxic and bad for both of them
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