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My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.
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I’ve never in my life seen or been taught sentence structure like this. It seems incredibly interesting, though. Do any of my followers know anything about this or were taught this?
(Source: satrayreads on threads)
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compilation of my absolutely terrible just completely dogshit conclave lawrenitez fanart. im sorry
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My leftover pasta looked so beautiful in the microwave
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Are you enjoying yourself Matthew Mullenweg. Are you satisfied with your purchase. Are you proud of what you've become. Let me die Matt. Let me die
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iive been so obsessed with this video for days
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This is plagiarizing the miku binder Thomas Jefferson post!!! Do NOT participate in plagiarism people!!!
This is the original btw:

OK fine. I will reveal my Dark and Twisted new kintype... Do NOT Cancel me Tumblr people cannot control who they kin!!

I KIN DARK MATT.
This is the darker, somehow even more evil version of a guy named Matt. CEO of Tumblr by day, PUNK EMO BY NIGHT. Yes, I know I have Emo trauma... but I cannot help the twisted workings of my subconscious.
Dark Matt Fast Facts:
Born and Raised in Houstan, Texas
Emo, taking Japanese lessons
Thinks he can cook, but can't
Dated David Karp before his transition, (his dad had no idea), calls him Karpy (one of the few who can and live)
OBSESSED with Anime
Frequents tumblr AND Twitter, so naturally runs into his ex (Karpy) a lot
J.K. Rowling's former mold dealer...
Used to kin Draco malfoy. Hates to recall his past
Tattoo artist. Gives himself his own tattoos
Pretends to like Jazz and Classical, but is really K and Jpop TRASH
Flamboyant, Loud Mouthed, and Bad at loooove :(
Kermit did NOT want him to have a bracelet, but Joker seems to like him, so...
My Darkest kintype... the one I am most ashamed of...
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(note to self— info helpful to save, copied text from a post not able to reblog)
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get yourself a USB stick from any dollar store, install ubuntu with persistent storage on it. There is literally no reason not to, and it means that you now have a little computer of your very own that no one except those who physically get their hands on your USB stick can use (and you can password lock the OS) and that you can run from literally almost any PC with USB ports. Including public machines in libraries and, probably, school laptops.
Ubuntu is an operating system! It's the same kind of thing as Windows, basically-- the software your computer uses to run everything else you do on it, to put it simply. Unlike Windows, though, Ubuntu is totally free, and it's open source, which means anyone is free to look at and play with the code it's made of to write new things for it or even customize their own versions of it!
There's an official website where you can totally legally and safely download the iso you need for free! Then all you have to do is use something like a program called Rufus to install it onto a USB thumb drive!
It does work a little differently from Windows, and needs different file types sometimes, so it isn't an exact replacement, but once you learn a few basic things, it's easy to use, and the tradeoff of having to learn some new things for the improved performance (and the fact that getting a virus on linux is just. Not gonna happen) is worth it imo.
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https://ubuntu.com/tutorials/create-a-usb-stick-on-windows#1-overview
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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic
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Something like this would be so colossally helpful. I'm sick and tired of trying to research specific clothing from any given culture and being met with either racist stereotypical costumes worn by yt people or ai generated garbage nonsense, and trying to be hyper specific with searches yields fuck all. Like I generally just cannot trust the legitimacy of most search results at this point. It's extremely frustrating. If there are good resources for this then they're buried deep under all the other bullshit, and idk where to start looking.
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Back to the weather...
iive been so obsessed with this video for days
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On November 7, 2024, Denmark used a racist, culturally biased "parenting competency" test to remove a 2 hour old baby, Zammi, from her loving indigenous Greenlandic Inuit mother, Keira, because her native language, which uses minute facial expressions to communicate, will not be able to "[prepare] the child for the social expectations and codes that are necessary to navigate in Danish society." This test had been recommended not to be used at the federal level before this happened but certain municipalities, including the one this happened in, chose to continue to use it regardless. Not only is this blatantly racist but also violates multiple declarations and conventions that Denmark has signed that protect the rights of indigenous people.
Please sign this petition to help Keira to get her baby back.
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