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Ugh Kermit... he guzzles my toes so Tenderly โก
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My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit
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Mikuphobia is real. :(
I wanted to see if there was a longer version of that Sabrina fortnite clip and im glad there is
EDIT: MIKU PERSPECTIVE
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Just found out that THE video that started my current era of fashion (my life long special interest) was deleted from (all?) their social media accounts, AND I can't find a repost of it anywhere. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ RIP fallen soldier ๐ซก gone but not forgotten.
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My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how iโll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, Iโm not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyoโs daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.
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Iโve never in my life seen or been taught sentence structure like this. It seems incredibly interesting, though. Do any of my followers know anything about this or were taught this?
(Source: satrayreads on threads)
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compilation of my absolutely terrible just completely dogshit conclave lawrenitez fanart. im sorry
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My leftover pasta looked so beautiful in the microwave
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Are you enjoying yourself Matthew Mullenweg. Are you satisfied with your purchase. Are you proud of what you've become. Let me die Matt. Let me die
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iive been so obsessed with this video for days
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This is plagiarizing the miku binder Thomas Jefferson post!!! Do NOT participate in plagiarism people!!!
This is the original btw:

OK fine. I will reveal my Dark and Twisted new kintype... Do NOT Cancel me Tumblr people cannot control who they kin!!

I KIN DARK MATT.
This is the darker, somehow even more evil version of a guy named Matt. CEO of Tumblr by day, PUNK EMO BY NIGHT. Yes, I know I have Emo trauma... but I cannot help the twisted workings of my subconscious.
Dark Matt Fast Facts:
Born and Raised in Houstan, Texas
Emo, taking Japanese lessons
Thinks he can cook, but can't
Dated David Karp before his transition, (his dad had no idea), calls him Karpy (one of the few who can and live)
OBSESSED with Anime
Frequents tumblr AND Twitter, so naturally runs into his ex (Karpy) a lot
J.K. Rowling's former mold dealer...
Used to kin Draco malfoy. Hates to recall his past
Tattoo artist. Gives himself his own tattoos
Pretends to like Jazz and Classical, but is really K and Jpop TRASH
Flamboyant, Loud Mouthed, and Bad at loooove :(
Kermit did NOT want him to have a bracelet, but Joker seems to like him, so...
My Darkest kintype... the one I am most ashamed of...
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