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I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it

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My friend was preparing for shooting the lunar eclipse when a plane came by

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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

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I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

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Are you single?

do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance

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was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right

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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

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chilling in a hoodie and sweatpants and armoured breastplate, gauntlets and greaves

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i like this.

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its like 1 in the morning but I just love them

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“pillows expire after a year” “you need new shoes every 6 months” no thanks. even if that’s true it’s stupid i think i can sleep on a slightly deflated pillow

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every so often i will come across a macklemore lyric that just… catches me so fucking off guard